I got a computer a few years ago
Learned how to use it in a week or so
When that internet thing I finally understood
I got to surfing the web like Johnny B Good
What was about to happen could've made the news
I was about to find out about the dot.com blues
The first thing I tried was to make some money
But the way it turned out really wasn't funny
All day I was trading stocks on the internet
And all night long I'd worry and fret
I lost my butt no matter what I'd choose
My first taste of the dot.com blues
Now after I'd lost ten or twelve grand
I got to feeling the needs of a normal man
I was reading the ads on those dating clubs
And dreaming of a chick in a steamy hot tub
Now something like that I could've really used
But I got another shot of the dot.com blues
I found a woman up in Tennessee
I emailed her and she emailed me
Then I went to her house on top of a hill
And I wish now I'd took a nerve pill
That woman and kids blew every fuse
And I got a real dose of the dot.com blues
I flew back home on a jumbo jet
And made up my mind to forget that internet
But my animal lust was just too strong
And I found another honey before too long
Didn't figure I had nothing to lose
Nothing except them old dot.com blues
Now this new chick seemed really hot
And I ain't a'kidding her name was Dot
When we finally met I knew I'd found some luck
In a week Dot came home with me in my pickup truck
I wanted to tell everyone my good news
Dot had done cured my dot.com blues
We're married now with a cute baby boy
Our lives are nothing but fun and joy
Yeah I love my boy and my new wife Dot
She kept my life from literally going to pot
Every year we go on an ocean cruise
And I ain't studying the dot.com blues
Won't have no more
No more dot.com blues
Comments2
Did she keep her maiden name when you married.? lol. Good write Mr Com, erm, Charles.
wonderfully composed, lovely flow to it all
thank you dear Poet
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