There once was spider named Syd
Who lived under our avenue grid
He came up for some air
And gave us a scare
And we wished that he’d stayed where he’d hid
Today I went out to the shops
To buy half a dozen pork chops
But the butcher had none
So all said and done
We’ll have to make do with pig’s slops
There once was a young prince called Harry
An American actress he’d marry
In his book name of Spare
To the world he’d declare
Facts that are reckoned contrary
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Author:
Classicmister (
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- Published: January 17th, 2023 04:20
- Category: Unclassified
- Views: 32
Comments3
You don't know nuttin 'bout spiders in the UK.... 🙂
Serves you right for not being a veggie. 🙂
The whole edifice must be falling apart after 'Spare'.🙂
Good writes C. lol.
Interesting write😁
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