Three Limericks

Classicmister

There once was spider named Syd

Who lived under our  avenue  grid

He came up for some air

And gave us a scare

And we wished that he’d stayed where he’d hid

 

Today I went out  to the shops 

To buy half a dozen pork  chops

But the butcher had none

So all said and done

We’ll have to make do with pig’s slops

 

There once was a young prince called Harry

An American actress he’d marry

In his book name of Spare

To the world he’d declare

Facts that are reckoned contrary

 

 

 

  • Author: Classicmister (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 17th, 2023 04:20
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • Doggerel Dave

    You don't know nuttin 'bout spiders in the UK.... πŸ™‚

    Serves you right for not being a veggie. πŸ™‚

    The whole edifice must be falling apart after 'Spare'.πŸ™‚

  • orchidee

    Good writes C. lol.

  • thinkerbell

    Interesting write😁



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