I, A. Robbie - Ham guilty for gobbledygook...

and ruffling turkey feathers!

An innocent A1 miss steak kin kith
once, a former main lion resident

livingsocial where Tigress and Euphrates

converge and pool into Lake Wobegone

necessitate extensible claws

to CAPTCHA unsuspecting top notch praise

omnipresent among cat skills

hidden from public scrutiny

iz cow herd vegetarian boar

hoof faux whatever reason explore
ring beak homing hootie and the blowfish
foo fighting beastie boy

regarding akin getting turned into transgender

goo goo doll, who doth
newt practice, what he/she preaches

nevertheless please befriend me
a (goofball - gipper generic and gallant

aging baby boomer and

long haired pencil necked geek i.e.) your

truly audacious, efficacious,

judicious, and perspicacious

wordsmith, who though married

thwarts egg gone eye zing hen pecking
courtesy unnamed ruler of roost.

Mystery man battens down amply spacious
(think webbed wide wolf gang proof)

lot for free roaming chickens,
who as little chicks respond courtesy peep
so cute, I vowed to become vegetarian
disassembled cramped coop hatches,
though impossible mission

to swear off being craving meat

even if juiced a braised animal morsel

whets appetite of carnivore

so... call me galore
re: us hypocritical plant dependent chap,
this honest to dog omnivore – more
accurately said buzzfeeding primate -
Homo sapiens, he whelk hams
adieu after quick bonjour
hears ear splitting donkey hote tee mockery

analogous feat cheering despondent eeyore
nudging deaf finning stubbornness quite a chore
to motivate Jenny, she finally relents

and distills mine genuine goodness

qua gentle prodding unable to ignore,
especially sensing favorite treat

which carrot and stick ruse admits transgression,

and slyness teasing out desired objective,

similar to wily, totally tubular quirky logophile

employing double entendres,

now wonders wherefore
whether thou art still
game to read remaining adore

hub bull poetry of mine
understandable if ye deplore
such tongue in cheek

atrocious, egregious, ingenious, opprobrious...,

(just shy violating ethical core

puss regarding straying)
against dietary herbivore

rudimentary eel lamb ants
(chocolate covered my dear Watson)

boot fault in the starfish...por

favor mice elf can
oxe plain twittering like plover

with reasonable rhyme for sure

don't get doggy dimples in bunch

cause to skewer me but... but before...

sending killing squad to slaughter -
this puppy, aye kindly honour

my wish and don
me noggin with pompadour

as fetching drag queen

torpedo sized bosom

squirting parti-color

milk as self defense mechanism

averting casus belli, thus
amidst melee I abhor

find self on horns of dilemma

life story of this poor

cooked goose flambé

caught between rock and trapdoor

special cannibal Buddha delight

where madding crowd
chants "send him back"
accursed unconscionable roar

ring anger, but lurch for eats,

an impulsive reflex courtesy extempore

rain nee yes unforgivable poor
craven impulse to up peas hunger
uncontrollably craving regarding carnivore

pang additionally not further injure

ring innocent animals plus more

to this fishy tail than
meats the Wawa birdseye.