Nature's sign

sorenbarrett

At a beach house in Brazil

In my back yard on a hill

A granit monolith 18 feet tall

At its base two giant stone balls

Created by nature it stands erect

But my neighbors don't object

It gives a message to all around

Who's the boss of this ground

My neighbors never say

Get your rocks off, anyway

  • Author: sorenbarrett (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 10th, 2023 15:38
  • Comment from author about the poem: I've been told that in times of old A ruler erected in his pallace, a monument of his phallus A measure of his strength was its length His foot is not the root, To why he is called ruler, it's the length of his tool sir With this, measurement was equated, that's how the ruler was created Whether this story is right or wrong, at my age I just inch along
  • Category: Humor
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  • Ok Waleed

    I need a visit to that beach house with Brazilian women all around me

    • sorenbarrett

      Thanks for the read Ok and for your comment. The women at this location might not be what you picture.

      • Ok Waleed

        Hahahhahaha!

      • Doggerel Dave

        Sorely tempted to leave this one completely alone Soren, as it covered so adequately the urge by men to build giant erections.....
        BTW: Found my school ruler, looked at it and put it at the bottom of my bottom desk drawer.... A well writ piece of fun.

        • sorenbarrett

          Thanks Dave for the read and comment. As I sat looking at these giant rocks in my yard I couldn't let the opportunity go by.

        • L. B. Mek

          lol
          hope you have a great carnaval, dear poet
          stay safe...

          • sorenbarrett

            Thank you L.B. All the best to you



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