Ongepatshket torqued skewed reflection

drawn courtesy lots of byte size chalk.

 

When e'er I summon fat chance

to empower me self with courage

and steal a passing glance

in the mirror then instantaneously

hairline fractures appear
than 'afore long

snap, crackle, pop

becomes crystal clear,

whence aluminium glass mirror

(made of a float glass

incorporating additional processes)

 

leaves highly reflective

fractured surface patina 'ere

one narcissistic blackened barbed ken

whiles away countless hours

unseeingly preening, primping, and pruning

e'en the slightest glare

ring blemish finds cause

for cosmetic surgery
(namely liposuction)

evincing ghostly interlinear
crows feet and dark

 

circular "bags" that distinctly leer,
which medical term for skin folds

and ballotable skin edema
described as “festoon,”

or “malar mound,”

an eye sore overclear

demanding grotesque immediate

dermatological action
(if necessary) taking

extra adipose tissue from rear

end supposed extra junk in the trunk,

where moon a fish scent derrière,

would not be unduly sore,
perhaps requiring

(whatever would suture self)

plus donning extra padded underwear,

which subjugation voluntarily

"going under the knife,"

would stave off depredations aging

(such as puffy eyes)
at least for another year.

 

Until the end date regarding

mine cessation, damnation,

glorification -ha time on Earth
(hammered into crucifix

courtesy nine inch – rusty - nails)
my changed body morphology
particularly around equatorial girth
unwanted layers of flab allow, enable,

and provide me to burn wicked fat

these cold winter days and nights

serving yours truly as built in hearth.

 

Incremental corporeal essence, here

to forge i.e. figurative spear
tire of mine, doth elicit despair

daily appall, thus I air

part tickle laurel lei objection

able bane, cuz this tear
rubble flabbiness a glare
ring anatomical feature, I swear

 

shape shifted into a dare
ring ridge hubble unsightly
bulge ballooning mere

lee (just south of Montana) so clear
lee obscuring belly button – an innie , where
former washboard abdomen veer

hilly subsumed by displeasing scare
really hated love handles glare

ring paunches noticeable, especially
when abdomen bare
adduce, deed hoos, and

reed hoos sing the culprit bing
one or more beneficial
pharmacological prescription medications

eliminating debilitating crippling panic attacks,
albeit re: fashioning
now alien metabolism, but

necessary medications giving
immeasurable hun bull heaving
relief to this generally

autobiographical, comical, ecological,

grammatical, illogical, kinematical,

methodical, (parenthetical), rhetorical,

theoretical, vertical and

xylographical off the old block
exhibiting joyus rapture, where
psychological state contra dancing,

jitterbugging (a slight bit of hyperbole,

where I tango with) kickstarting

long overdue ability
to experience living
social shorn of paralyzing anxiety,
yes every now and again
isolated heated flare ups making
stellar cameo appearance, asper
rendering literal "NON
FAKE" pennilessness,

and non seek quit tore ring
excessive (no pun hush meant intended -
heavy handed) perspiration,
but generally "speaking" quieting
reductio ad absurdum unbearable
woebegone raging against the machine
adrenaline hellishly riotous smiting
body electric non verbally remonstrating

condemning indescribable torturing

poisoning relentlessly (like
stinging scorpions) upending
many prime decades vice wrenching
yoking ambivalence kamikaze

nose diving worthlessness toward
total mortal re: suicidal bombing mission.