Order of the Odor

I'm the villain with the blackest of black hearts

I've turned the passing of gas into the finest of arts

Blew the Eiffel Tower to one side and didn't get caught

Blasted the Sphinx's face clean off just for a start

I'll do whatever it takes to blast this world apart

I'm called Da Bomb and I wield the Mega Fart!

To my Stenchmen the smell of fresh air is all but forgotten

Together this flatulent war we wage will be off the charts

So pinch your noses tight and flail your arms in the air

I won't be stopped till your olfaction is blown beyond repair