Barmy Birthday!

orchidee



Arghhh! It's that day again

That old, very old Orchi

He's millions of years old

Today he's millions plus one years old!

 

He don't have any fun

And no excitement or ardour

As I've told ya

It's Fido's fault, ya see

Plus I'm married to KP

 

Ah yes, we'll go out for the evening

KP and I, to The Old Trout Club

Though it'll be a ghastly time

She's the Chairperson! heehee

 

Ya can all pop rounds for drinks this weekend

They might taste a bit funny though

That'll be me adding water to them

Orchi, a.k.a. The Phantom Whisky*-Waterer

(* or whatever your tipple is)

 

Write a love poem, for KP and I

Bring it along with ya

Though mark it 18+ if need be

Or Fido will bark at ya

Ya won't get into the house even

When he guards it from those in the category

'Poems that should be marked 18+ but are not'!

 

Ohh, yes, I'm 21 again

About 5,000 times over

I've not done the maths for this

Does it work out to millions of years?!

 

Another eccentric year......! lol

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 18th, 2023 03:25
  • Comment from author about the poem: A poem not in any metre/format!
  • Category: Humor
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  • Neville


    Happy Birthday Steven .. enjoy to the hilt sir ....................... 🙊🙉🙈

    • orchidee

      Thanks N.

    • Fay Slimm.

      Happy Birthday dear friend - -hope they make your special day loaded with great memories.

      • orchidee

        Thanks Fay.

      • arqios

        Happy birthday orchi!

        • orchidee

          Thanks CB.

        • Doggerel Dave

          I wrote you a very long exquisitely (even if I do say so myself) worded and metered poem, which knowing I'd never get past that savage hound (the baits haven't worked so far - I'll have to modify the brew slightly) I folded it into a paper plane and attempted to lob through your attic window. Unfortunately it lodged in the gutter and a gust of wind blew it away....... so sorry orchi - no greetings from me today (never mind you have had thousands of years to collect 'em) …🙂

          • orchidee

            Thanks Dave. lol.

          • BlessedbyGod

            Very Happy Birthday my dear friend Steven,
            Another years past,man that went by quick

            • orchidee

              Thanks BC. Oh woe, I will look like KP soon. She's about 40 but looks 400! lol.

              • BlessedbyGod

                HAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHA
                She can't be that bad,I'm only 40

              • H. Jordan

                Happy Birthday!!

                • orchidee

                  Thanks H.



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