I hate robocalls!

rew4er2nail

Inxs of recorded messages

transmitted automatically

to my telephone number

by automatic dialing device.

 

I turn off damn ringer,

and disassemble (carefully

as disabling a time bomb)

internal workings nevertheless...
telephone still buzzes

twenty four seven

eight days a week

automated telephone calls

digitally recorded message

perfectly spoken English


differentiation to distinguish
"FAKE" simulation
all bot impossible

totally immune to escape

gagging hospitable invective

electronic jawboning immunized
against antipathy, cruelty, enemy,
hostility, insecurity, pleasantry

Yukon run to tallest mountain

dive into Mariana Trench


get catapulted into

outer limits of twilight zone,
yet NEVER be free and clear
getting wirelessly zapped
with visual ad audiological
offal dregs and spam
(minus the green eggs)

oh... yes even after life,

while weightlessly
pinwheeling in limbo,

 

particularly during eternal sleep,
when dead souls repose
six feet deep

or corpse undergoes cremation...
yepper, infiltration into atomic core
blithely battered, jimmied,
cherry lee pitted, tweaked,

worse fate than return of Zombies

electrical essential existential

incorporeal surreal auditory ordeal


spurs indiscriminate human

to relish golden silence
spawning best selling novel
to flesh out fiction
Utopian treasured island story

winning unknown author
instant acclaim and glory

describing village people
livingsocial, free and clear
without annoyingly,


egregiously, infuriatingly,
maddeningly, quaveringly
vexing, nauseating, disrupting
blitzkrieg courtesy aggravating
trumpeting autonomous programs
hijacking brainstorming concentration
thwarting aim tug get back on target
(even when carrying on camping)
sundering coalescence
regarding colonizing black screen


aborted doomed genesis
of brilliant fleeting idea,
contributes to conspiracy theory

linkedin with ghost calls

thus one smart
generic garden variety
longfellow forced to
grovel along boulevard
of broken dreams.

Any resemblance between above
hyperbole and living person
asked courteously by his name

of the human league,
I police tell the caller
purely coincidental!

 

  • Author: rew4er2nail (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 25th, 2023 14:51
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 7
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