Do it yourself

hzugman

The greatest thing about masturbation

Is that you don't have to get dressed up

When I find myself in that situation

I quickly seek a site for the inevitable erupt

  • Author: hzugman (Offline Offline)
  • Published: March 6th, 2023 08:40
  • Comment from author about the poem: I'm 83 years old so this is clearly not first hand information if you know what I mean but it clearly is a major solution to the abortion problem.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 12
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  • 2781

    Pull the other one

    • hzugman

      Will do 2781 (divisible by 1,3 ,9 and 27). Thanx for the comment (and the advice).

      • 2781

        Funny thing, I tried to give myself a name, but was only allowed a number, for some reason? Probably best in this upside down world. Love your work, hzugman. Bloody spell-check wants to call you hangman but I don't believe it.

      • hzugman

        Thanx for the update 2781. And thanx for the compliment. Had careers in engineering and later sales but I never could nail down the hangman gig.



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