Ghostly spirits from deadly arsenal spell haunting annihilation

With mighty mouse and Hercules height

tried to retrieve sanity spread loose;

a faded unpleasant memory - even enlisting

decades old cartoon characters:

Natasha squirrel and Bullwinkle moose

flow of electrons the best-concocted juice
since the convection

of white bread or couscous

for without Fios, light and heat

the slow strangle via an invisible noose

gripped this bantam weight

hen pecked papa -

who tried to peruse
Dante Alighieri's Divine Comedy

while buried under

blankets and towels - Toulouse
any and every molecule of heat,

yet frigidaire within abode

(technically about 455 degrees Fahrenheit)
went with Brad and Ray,

boot did not go vamoose.

Thine recollected diatribe

analogous to a rite of initiation

thru fraternity gauntlet -

no, not necessarily atchew
anyway, I sure hope urine remission

asper any offal debacle choking bugaboo
which once malignantly plagued

your body, mind, spirit

as fowl existence doomed matt chew
for when countless full moons ago,

the force o mother nature drew

whipped out her scimitar,

where chaos such as

power n telephone outages flew
sweeping across bulwarks,

drawbridge over troubled waters,
and ramparts whereby

huge limbs and wires
Ole man winter with

a jude dish hiss punch did hew
indiscriminate to gentile or Jew
or one necessitating answering a call

to deaf ack ate while atop the loo,
cuz such fate occurred there

at previous residence

DCCXXIV Railroad Ave n new
where the lack of heat or phone service

induce sing expletives stronger than poo
but...during the blackout,

this papa read by flashlight huddled
under mildewed layers of clothes

n bland kits, and did rue
how susceptible n vulnerable society

to whims of natural faw iz - tis true
at least in my view,
whence this generic human

predicted he would become
apprised as fossilized,

immortalized, and ossified,

thence accidentally discovered
millenniums in future,

hence as frozen petrified representative
per twenty first century,

where wily fox prudent terrestrial realtor.

Now that yar brow didst I scrunch
possibly goot dealt

a similar meteorological punch
thus possibly lack king

for electricity i.e. the life source energy,
this then mister mom,

and taxi dad supposed back up hunch
hove (at that time)

two prepubescent darling daughters -
oft times thrilled as punch

to kibbutz with during lunch
when dire circumstances

imposed spurious silliness

to fritter away time –

for measly grueling fodder,

earmarked, damned cold brunch.

Twas and still Liz

a blessing social networks
allowed, enabled and promoted literary trait
virtually contrived acquaintances of yore,

and usually visa vis discovery

(though transient got me I rate)

hull reflect on technological

modus operandi back
before bachelorhood complemented
and supplemented mein kampf

with an affectionately loving mate

many years, and even of late
though amity, comity

and felicity nestles this roost stir,
whose then newlywed bride

that's my wife, he DOTH no longer hate

and communicate emotions

across the whirled wide web

(i.e. - this example

between yourself and me) -

Noah intent to grate
now, internecine warfare usually all calm

on the western front

from hellish, gory figurative

ball of wax bollix

engineering denizens of fate

in tandem with banshees, gremlins,

and jinns out the box of Pandora rollicked

their elements of Strunk and White,

and pandemonium they did fiendishly create.