Back to you Billy, for ways I whiled away herding ennui

rew4er2nail

Ah...a flood of memories wash over

this anointed Goatama Boo Da,

whose respected G.O.A.T status

among generic green acres,

which swathed across Highland Manor

analogous to petty coat junction

showcasing, jumpstarting and donning

a bright towering bewitched kid

barren regal deportment

proudly trumpeting himself
as Maga hatted apprentice

being mentored courtesy this ole buck,

 

where attendant goatherd didst ha

intimate diddly squat,
hence never did expect me

(an adept harried style swiftly tailored

windswept teary eyed pundit)

sentimentally woke evincing
young whipper snapper

metamorphosed into chargé d'affaires

exceeding wildest expectations

to apply goatee

to dab moistened eyes ma

lament tab lee recalling blissfully innocent

kickstarter libidinal oomph pa.

 

As a kid, this now middle aged old goat

silently bends back disbudding head

as if noggin didst float;

bleats, and thence

blinks back tears to emote,

asper remembrance of things past,

when me papa and late mama didst dote

via gently grooming my tattered raggedy coat

whereat patches of missing fur reveals bloat

 

head distended abdomen

no longer evinces picture

of mine prime head butting days

when unchecked chutzpah, daring do,

and exploratory forays

found this then runt

strayed far from the madding crowd

upon verdant fresh fields I didst graze

and sought out secluded cool shelter

from hot, humid summer haze,

 

where abundant bucking bronco energy

resorted, succumbed and tugged via natural

sluggish inertia and predilection to laze,

and oft times dreamt being trapped

within some M. C. Escher maze

given up for lost or...,when

n'er a reply from plaintive bleats,

whence upon awakening

bestowed ablutions to Billy Gotti goat,

(Latin Name Capra aegagrus hircus)

unstinting praise

 

groggy state elapsed with pleasant waft

of cooler August air

cloven hoofs confidently, gingerly,

and jerkily strode to espy clear

panoramic view when 'ere

afar off in the distance,

an indistinguishable glare
to view scenic

quintessential picture dis interfere

 

foretold a recognized

landmark comprising around

perimeter defined areas

hosting happy hustings

(no...not hustling) ground

encompassing accrued memories

to date within storied mound

caching predominantly pleasant

bouts of playtime, when siblings pound

for Avoirdupois pound

raced each other observed

by Mister Sun at his coterie of sound

clouded pillowy cerulean

celestial garden, which

helped get tension unwound.

 

Now while doddering, hobbling,

and limping with bum leg

(Battle of the bucks him

Boar skirmish) in old dote age,

which declining physical well being

restricts shenanigans akin
to limiting an artist prohibited

to paint with the color beige

to an ever shrinking unseen cage

soon...t'will be sent out to pasture,

whence concluding stage

of existence paid with demise

collected by grim reaper,

who only accepts deceased

as sole (soul surviving) standard wage.

  • Author: rew4er2nail (Offline Offline)
  • Published: March 11th, 2023 14:23
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 8
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Comments1

  • David Wakeling

    I read this twice but didn't understand a single word.The mystery to me is why you would work so hard to be meaningless



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