Creation Myth Reloaded

philipp luft

                                                        Creation Myth Reloaded
 
Once upon a time there was an exalted slacker and a famous loser.
They have never met before in their extraordinary binary lives of misery until today. Both staring at each other with awe in their faces.
Approaching and watching each other very carefully gods voice suddenly "thunderbolted" out of the chemtrail sky and said clearly :
Both of you will be dead  when I  will say so! Do you understand me !!Despite that "divine intervention"  both of them could not stop staring at each other when suddenly  a big hand came out of the sky and lifted both of them up into the chemtrail sky.
Disgusted by the taste of the colourful clouds both of them started puking all over the place and suddenly the  whole planet became crowded with like-minded people .Since this day  the world became a place for eternal cacophony and  completed nothingness.
My deepest condolescence to all animals you saved my day.Will god come again and wash away the slacker- loser clones to make room for more  iconoclastic and idiosyncratic monkeys  from deep space?
Let us hope that in the near future a team of  slackerologists and loserologists will  solve the mystery of god.
Hail to all of you my friends
 
  • Author: philipp luft (Offline Offline)
  • Published: March 18th, 2023 12:42
  • Category: Short story
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  • Doggerel Dave

    Small print in order to paste over Genesis? Good as any other in the mythology class....
    Fun write.

    • philipp luft

      Thanks ...yes I was in a funny mood and wanted to write some funny humoristic absurd lines



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