Creation Myth Reloaded
Once upon a time there was an exalted slacker and a famous loser.
They have never met before in their extraordinary binary lives of misery until today. Both staring at each other with awe in their faces.
Approaching and watching each other very carefully gods voice suddenly "thunderbolted" out of the chemtrail sky and said clearly :
Both of you will be dead when I will say so! Do you understand me !!Despite that "divine intervention" both of them could not stop staring at each other when suddenly a big hand came out of the sky and lifted both of them up into the chemtrail sky.
Disgusted by the taste of the colourful clouds both of them started puking all over the place and suddenly the whole planet became crowded with like-minded people .Since this day the world became a place for eternal cacophony and completed nothingness.
My deepest condolescence to all animals you saved my day.Will god come again and wash away the slacker- loser clones to make room for more iconoclastic and idiosyncratic monkeys from deep space?
Let us hope that in the near future a team of slackerologists and loserologists will solve the mystery of god.
Hail to all of you my friends
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philipp luft (
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Comments1
Small print in order to paste over Genesis? Good as any other in the mythology class....
Fun write.
Thanks ...yes I was in a funny mood and wanted to write some funny humoristic absurd lines
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