Spring equinox arrives March 20th, 2023 at 5:24 PM

Despite what outside temperature registers
(even absolute zero), the official arrival
of spring occurs, when thee eel hip tic

of coe phish hunt holy Mackerel

becomes tangential to barenaked ladies
barren ass hymn tote,
hoochie mama hottie
presenting strip the willow
ova troop of foxy budding

barely legal nymphs

analogous to motley crew

despite crowded house,

where masterbaiting anglers

blindsiding naive prey

snagging hook, line and sinker

courtesy spanning global network

with marginal kinks

within human league

showcasing webbed wide

electric light orca straw.

No burlesque across the globe

upstages mother nature's emergent style

soundlessly donning and trumpeting
peeping within nook and cranny

delicate plant and animal feelers probe

resplendent metaphorical pregnant Gaia,

whose all encompassing bulging robe

magnificently, albeit modestly evinces

matronly dame parading and sauntering,

she intimates readiness to give birth

regarding multitudinous flora and fauna,

whereby swath groundswell of color

and panoply of sound bursts forth.

A symphony with terrestrial

ecological community, which life forms abound

via natural laboratory qua nature,

especially at seasonal dawn of spring tide,

where multifarious existence can be found

carving out a figurative zoological niche

in a kaleidoscope of colors and sounds galore

idyllic melodic musical sound

artist palette of rainbow blended sights

assuage auditory and

visual sense pleasures respectively.

No gofundme donation required-

unless ye clamor to proffer expense

(toward fame and fortune

concerning one garden variety

long haired pencil necked geek

to regale sensational experience,

but before further lines get read

please be mindful

to take lock, stock, and barrel

of mine existential sponsor,

thus a brief plugged statement to:

ɢɛȶ ʟɨʄɛʟօƈӄ ɨɖɛռȶɨȶʏ ȶɦɛʄȶ քʀ0ȶɛƈȶɨ0ռ ʄ0ʀ ʟɛֆֆ.

Now back to regularly scheduled program

trying to entrance ye dear reader

incorporating titanic and tectonic processes,

(albeit all natural wonders)

constituting eight ways
to build strong bodies

bred courtesy punctuated equilibrium

nudging advantages to outvie

one living thing

versus another organism.

Winter of our (collective) discontent
(novel of the same name

by the storied John Steinbeck)

alleviated courtesy pagan earth goddesses

prestidigitation delivering cathartic holistic

and poetic botanical balms,

which salve (age long in the tooth)

psychological wounds.

Show stopping stunning performance

stills lovers embrace

long anticipating nonpareil experience,

nevertheless straining credulity

of visual and aural senses,

where collective awed pinterests

silences onlookers evoking

masterpiece rendered still life

among webbed plant and animal species.

Earthy, scantily clad, bombshell nubile
babes, brazen lee, ineluctably, innocently

insouciantly, prominently, promotes pro
pry eh tarry, plus risqué provocative proxy,

trigger numb matt trick functions, as nymphs
doth seductively saunter to approach ever

so close, yet never crosses mine orbit,

but unknowingly teases (like a firecat,

when catch bull struck four), my test
toss tee roan needle swings wildly in
due sing this ordinary system of a down
mellow male to feel doubly breasted,
hair reed kinkily, tongue mortise tenon

facilitating flagellated fortuitous forays,

go win for inflected miniature escarpment,
where groaning pinkish tulips anchored

right at the estuary (nee slippery sluice),
sans self cleaning coven at the intersection
of happy and healthy, heavens to Betsy

bursting provocative cadenzas whence,
mine skipping heart beats long and fosters

fertilizing fecund fresh field, forthwith
fallow paean seeds of life and White Lily
deemed to dein nouns verb

hot ten fruit, no matter
huck cull berry finis wrought twig
and berries sounding off a snap,
crackle and pop goes ma little weasel.