YOU ANNOY ME

sussanwrites2025

Why u’s is fake

You only like me when I bake you a cake 

You’re always stealing my pencil 

I’m going to hit you with a kitchen utensil  

Even when I’m being nice by trying to turn your Chromebook off

You only scoff and cough 

She doesn’t want to say who she dated 

I bet the MF's name was Jayden

Writing poems absolutely sucks 

It makes me want to knock myself out with a hockey puck 

The Lit circle book is kinda boring 

My tears are gonna start pouring 

When you rhyme you feel sublime 

I don’t know what to write so goodbye 

  • Author: sussanwrites2025 (Offline Offline)
  • Published: March 22nd, 2023 10:02
  • Comment from author about the poem: I wrote this poem making fun of my friend in English she is not mean at all. She does not steal my pencil but I thought it sounded funny. I do know proper English but I added some slang to make it sound amusing.
  • Category: Friendship
  • Views: 21


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