A field day shoe fit for Mother Goose

Fruitless effort squeezing figurative juice

Pandora called triggering

helter skelter to get loose

necessitating Bullwinkle J. Moose

to usher at yours truly

(an aspiring wordsmith) vamoose!

Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle

went off to see a crooked man and woman

whilst cowards jumped over moo-ving little
pair of mismatched

calf fully ambling muggles,

who both walked from scan

din navy yah,

(nor-way could action be stopped

otherwise den-mark would be left),

where dog goniff imps

jousted with brittle

shaky spears, den did mark

neither path to norse east, where pan

demon yum erupted over adult

playing monkey in the middle

and bear witness to such sport

as dishabille donned dude named Evan

spoon fully ladled insults adrip

with indignity of loosing - bubbling spittle
spluttering trumping monitor

to claim game rigged,

which assault whipped a ban
she against being accosted

from mish shuga,

a towering ebony Amazonian,

who didst tittle

late tad evincing groan nips quibbling

over what appeared to be a van

knit tee fair of bruising egos essentially

fighting for dominion

over right to urinate i.e. piddle

and defecate in non

gender specific restrooms wan

ever the urge

to empty the bladder or rectum -

(even if poo peas, the size of a skittle)

fraught major firestorm ratcheting,

synonymous with dandy rhyme

blues clues without reason -

dime a dozen cents less ditty -

snap, pop, and crackling

as hot cakes on a griddle.

Actually, the above

juiced a freaky Friday sideshow

displaying, hurraying, layawaying,

portraying and tracklaying dis-obeyed

rubric of respect, where decent

honorable linkedin maturity laid
waste to politesse, whar all stops pulled

sans presidential debates shade
no light on meaty issues,

but mudslinging as faux hit parade
housing and trumpeting an offer

to make America Great Again
thru yelping vanguard,

uber up lyft promulgating,
and intimating 4 years

times 52 long weeknd rock'm sock'm
bash re: hollow wean

qua vamp pyre avast

state farm riotous quacking,

whence life, liberty

and the pursuit of happiness decayed

into growling pedigreed mishmash made
for kickstarter bullied

prize cock fighters

indeed jimmying stockade

bag of tricks viz contesting scalawags,

tearing like rabid animals inlaid

with bared teeth,

and mouth frothing foam,

who just barely evade

coming to fisticuffs,

while presenting scathing hair-raid

nada so hill a re: us political pugilists

making up rules on shutterfly

spotify, and not afraid
toot change horses in midstream

to fix outcome of game

of thrones spouting

unfair sands casino trade
thus, billy-clubbing husband

of opponent indulged

in many a rapacious escapade

smear tactics and mistruths
essentially, he sung hiz zone

battle hymn of republican party,

a mockery and charade

driving donnybrook conspiratorial
billed Jefferson muttering arcade

guarded by ensconced

male and female Petsmart Weimaraner,

attired in a Thom malt chew wuss

Nast tee getup

elephant and donkey costumes respectively
while viewers entertained,

who succeeds as next blade

runner, and earn chance

to run country into the ground,

then a fancy feast for morticians,

one world wide webbed graveyard

moss lee tubby
taken back by Mother Nature,
thee indomitable ace of spade.