Television triptych throwback

and despite remote chance
to channel small medium at large
metamorphosis I may witness
analogous to caterpillar

will transform me into a butterfly
otherwise Norwegian bachelor (batch chiller)
farmer will simply plow along
taking a stab writing "FAKE" horror thriller
airing available on Netflix starring
ghost of Phyllis Diller

stand up comedienne killer

brought down haunted/crowded house

witch sea hunt accompanied
theme song referencing Argonaut tiller

Greenwich Village location Barney Miller

lite precinct brewed fare of corpse

unearthed dead comedy duo Meara and Stiller

with surreal stalking candy corn canes
resilient blades of rototiller

as bon appétit gnashing
gobbledygook filler
masterpiece yours truly created verisimilar
to literary endeavor of poet laureate.

Ice scream aghast with
hair raising blood curdling shriek,

cuz the dearth of satisfactory
bloody FIOS shows bleak
willingly readying doppelganger

of mine to jump into polluted creek,

thus as death defying stunt,

I bury alive yours truly
except his sharp pointed beak

exhuming him after rotted

flesh doth reek

perfectly tricked out
for Halloween treat

masking trademark matted long haired
strongly resembling pencil necked geek

October thirty first when freak
most often makes his appearance

every other time of year

adopting nom de plume

alias Gadshill name of kid sister's

Bend, Oregon abode
(In Shakespeare's Henry IV

the scene of Falstaff's robberies) gadabout
versus me qualified poetaster

hood doth sneak

feigning antonym anthem of meek

oh my dog, I lyft hind
uber leg to take leak

hoop fully haint nobody dares peak

urinate kidding ma bladder weak.

I long since waved
channel surfing adieu

much prefer silence
meditating under blue
skies peering into
infinite space nary a clue

intellectual conversation many disvalue
perched edge of seat and hunched over
how riveting story doth ensue

ah... time for commercial break

culinary wizard abracadabra
whips up fondue

easy as pie (are squared)
with consistency of glue

methinks Elmer stole patent,

cuz secret formula Hebrew
what with identical hue

as aforementioned adhesive liquid
doubling up to keep igloo

air tight even against

global warming, anyway would Jew...
aye betcha already knew
yes believe Yahweh endowed Semites
like me with high ike kue
of course after dumping
a load (reed) I feel sue
per ream intelligence dumbed down
(mine), especially after using loo

naturally decrease smarts
stings like poisonous

scorpion size of Eee mouse,

which aforementioned papa's
poetic poppycock non issue
saturating plethora home entertainment
most people overvalue

linkedin - shoot all stemming from

"idiot box" I rarely view

even when supposed

best picture show over yours truly

silently exhales whew!