Livestock Holiday

Neville

Livestock Holiday

 

She was so hot and she knew it ..

But looked

so bloody cool ..

Bloody being the operative word

in that scarlet,

tie dyed cheesecloth dress of hers

and of course,

the matching top, not to mention

the machete ..

But when she

turned to face him, head on like

that in the

half-light, she near cleaved his

breath away,

and left him, well and truly folded

on the doorstep

of yet another cattle market abattoir ..

 

  • Author: Neville (Offline Offline)
  • Published: May 11th, 2023 00:42
  • Comment from author about the poem: Not all of this is 100% true .. I shall leave it up to you to decide which bit exactly I should blame on the acid laced tomato juice 🍅 thanks :)
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  • Users favorite of this poem: L. B. Mek
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  • orchidee

    Yep, sounds like another adventure of KP and I!

    • Neville



      why don't you just move into another burrow, or warren or whatever? 🐭🐝🐧

    • Fay Slimm.

      Your personal comment after the poem creased me up even more than the tale of cheesecloth attire on a breathtaking female -- --only a mind like yours mon ami can conjour intrigue in nothing but a few lines. - - Great stuff................x

      • Neville



        Based on facts of long ago when I am sure someone slipped me a Micky Finn or two 🍅x

      • arqios

        It ain't a holiday without incongruous events.

        • Neville


          .................................... true 🙂

        • orchidee

          I thought it said cheese-log - them wood louse thingys! I won't squash them. It's part of me Save Snails crusade - don't step on them in damp weather. A complete digression there, to throw us off the theme of the poem. Doh!

          • Neville



            I'm glad you dont just think about your self these days

          • L. B. Mek

            lmao
            such fun, a great read
            'cheesecloth dress'
            that's just...
            well
            anyway, I'll be 'borrowing' that
            lol
            thank you for the chuckle Hyung
            hope you have a FUN weekend!

            • Neville



              and seriously back at you my friend .. oh' and just pop it back in the post when ya done with it 🙂



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