The moral mortgage of mice and men

Yours truly quite astute,
especially regarding cute
little field mice, also known

as meadow voles,

which imprecation one doth emote,

when aforementioned animal burrows inside
leaving pellet size poop in their wake
suddenly presenting a pain in the glute.

Analogous to swiss cheese
fecklessness riddled Homo sapien

writer, whom he himself
cannot Provolone equality

for Mus musculus to live,
exception viz one named Stuart Little

as equal among indomitable realm
dominated by bipedal hominids

said species arrogated

since time immemorial
self superior holier than thou tenet

and dictum governing hegemony
across webbed wide world,

which supposed word of creator
conveniently got interpreted to mean;
"Be fertile and multiply;
fill the earth and subdue
every square inch courtesy

trappings of western civilizations,
henceforth since the dawn
of consciousness, when primates
such as Sahelanthropus tchadensis,

Homo habilis, Homo erectus,

and Homo heidelbergensis evolved

to slowly but surely

wield dominion over
the fish of the sea,
the birds of the air,
and all living things
that move on the earth,”
their subsequent descendents relegated
every creature deemed inferior
and thus (no pun intended)
fair game across proverbial
eminent domain, thus justified,
ordained, usurped, et cetera
courtesy manifest destiny,
particularly mostly aborigines.

Against bullet proof credo, ethos,

and genuine holistic integrity

to respond to such an event

as Minnie's or Mickey's, no matter

an ohm my cat reluctance arises

to don and trumpet role as "killer"

tis with only the means and ways

to avoid health crisis that I
hesitantly didst exterminate existence

of other critters decried as pestilential

so please no unsolicited

mouse a lean knee black barbs

against this august gent

tis a marvel to evince the behaviour

of rapaciousness, when nary a hint

extant within me - except,

at a crossroads arises

when vermin take residence

as per mentioned earlier
as an unpaid inhabitant,

this one mortal married male loathes

to distribute deathly lethal instrument

innocuous morsels of D-CON

doth not make me feel jubilant

this chap doth newt believe

dangerous buggars ought

be be consigned with tender loving care
but certainly less cruel fate
versus getting lethally euthanized,
eradicated and essentially

charged with heinous crime

such as murder committed by a litigant
slapped unfairly suffer being poisoned

imposing forfeiture reprisal

tomb the tinker-bell tolls

visa vis a role in the realm

within flora and fauna not meant

for humans decreeing vermin

lack purposelessness,

and must be exterminated

to own rights qua life, liberty

and the pursuit of happiness
quietly when staking out an alcove,

cupboard, or mauve wainscoting

reproduction of discriminated,
hashtagged, and targeted mammals

would nonchalantly find safe haven

exiting man made confines if left

to their biological devices,

this millennial saga of mice and men

perhaps Noah occident,

and no matter what means

one approaches pursuant

to rid the house of mice,

these creatures reboot toxic tolerance

to incorporate schemes

quite innovative within floorboards,

deep chambers viz hitting

expansive domestic quadrant

this Brie zee, cream cheesy,

though temporarily dislodged per demise,

the recurrent adaptation reverberant

and stupefy supreme survival skill re:

by a modus operandi

with adaptive qualities salient

ta dum me little nimble,

opal and quizzical rodents
lacking redolence tubby mammals,

though their existence

and devil's blue diet tribe curd dish rant

might be diametrically opposed
to American ethics committee, who slant

the bald (also balled), bold,

and brazen cordon bleu appearance

analogous to a vagrant, unrepentant truant

sans more than one little

furry Muenster of scurrying critters

spur this heir force deputy

issues a poisoned search warrant.