Demented

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Did you hear about the 95 year old great grandmother 

Grabbed a knife and zimmer frame

And went on a spree

 

Nurses couldn't stop her they had to call the cops 

Praise the Lord for our brave forces 

The tasser she got

Not just once, but once more

Got her good, she hit the floor 

Five foot three, about 100 pounds

Our fine police officers 

Are looking like clowns.

 

  • Author: Valiantstar (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: May 19th, 2023 01:16
  • Comment from author about the poem: Loosely based on truth.
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • orchidee

    Dementia is a real problem. But - me being silly - I thought the title of the poem meant it would a poem about me! heehee.

  • 2781

    Best to hide the bread knife then.



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