Did you hear about the 95 year old great grandmother
Grabbed a knife and zimmer frame
And went on a spree
Nurses couldn't stop her they had to call the cops
Praise the Lord for our brave forces
The tasser she got
Not just once, but once more
Got her good, she hit the floor
Five foot three, about 100 pounds
Our fine police officers
Are looking like clowns.
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Author:
Valiantstar (Pseudonym) (
Online) - Published: May 19th, 2023 01:16
- Comment from author about the poem: Loosely based on truth.
- Category: Unclassified
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Comments2
Dementia is a real problem. But - me being silly - I thought the title of the poem meant it would a poem about me! heehee.
Best to hide the bread knife then.
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