Unidentified extraterrestrial(s) willingly abducted me

As a divergence

from the apocalyptical, dialectical,

geomorphological, judgmatical,

metaphorical, philosophical...,

I share an out of this

(webbed wide) world,

light hearted anecdote

ye may find far fetched.

 

Believe me you,

an unspecified number of years ago,
yours truly availed himself

as an experimental subject,

and since then subsequently

no longer fears dark shadows

shimmering within outer limits

of the twilight zone.

 

Specific details elude me,
thus only a general sketch
can be provided

 

Upon falling into a deep slumber
after taking a respite

from my daily constitutional
within vicinity of Ardmore, Pennsylvania

countless decades ago,

the following subconscious

somnambulant scenario arose

allowing, enabling, and providing

temporary alleviation

from a harried styled

and swiftly tailored married state.

 

Out of a tendency to be impetuous,

and oblivious to danger,

I voluntarily let myself

get abducted by this gamesome

handsome, and venturesome green eyed

Geico looking alien ghoul.

 

Any resemblance between

the following piecemeal description

being kidnapped by an alien

(from another condemn nation

in the cosmos), and living persons
then lamenting married life

purely coincidental.

 

Although pitch-black

that hot summer July night 20xx,

an ominous ghastly shape

lumbered near the skeletal

partially built addition

at Lower Merion High School.

 

This phantasmagorical amorphous,

diaphanous, illustrious... entity

hovered outside his/her

phosphorescent flying saucer.

I stood stock still as my warm breath

bestirred, dispersed, fractured thick fog
(actually smoke from Canadian wildfires)
creating, generating, loosing,

rousing and yawning miniature clouds

that formed a gauzy window.

 

Thru this opaque grounded soundcloud

ether movements detected.

Eight tentacles (similar

to Octopus teacher viewed

courtesy NetFlix)

shredded this faux misty shroud

and quickly, yet gently grabbed me.

I found myself on-board

a battle gray extra-terrestrial object.

Fate delivered me out of desperation

into the "hands" of what appeared

as the most surreal setting

created by ingenious

computer graphics technicians.

Nanny boo boo

uttered the creature

from black abyss.

Since what sounded

like outer space gibberish

as a second language

not an elective when I attended

Methacton High School,

(nor colleges for that matter),

an automatic reflex took over.

I offered a gap toothed

(i.e. Alfred E. Neuman trademark -

what me worry) wry smile
foreigners (vaguely resembling

grateful dead foo fighters

didn't get MAD at me.

An immediate interest

arose from these outliers

at the ultra thin metallic post

sticking atop me noggin.

 

Robotic, galactic and electronic signals

broadcast and received

courtesy said antenna.

 

Nevertheless, a crazy idea occurred.

 

Maybe these foreigners

from another galaxy

could secure long overdue

permanent implanted teeth

(in place of these ill fitting dentures)

without charging an arm or leg.

 

Ha!

Non-verbal communication

resorted to as a necessary expedient

to establish comprehension

and self preservation!

 

Additionally, the notion

to avoid any action interpreted

as hostile best be applied

even at the expense

of being whisked away

(no matter mine very fantasy

far out and groovy whim)

countless light-years from

1148 Greentree Lane,

Narberth, Pennsylvania.

Psychiatric medications:

BUSPIRONE TAB 15MG,

CLOMIPRAMINE CAP 50MG,

CLONAZEPAM TAB 0.5MG,

FLUOXETINE CAP 40MG,

(GLYCOPYRROLATE, TAB 2MG,

PRAZOSIN HCL CAP 5MG,

PRAZOSIN HCL CAP 1MG,

RISPERIDONE TAB 1MG,

ROPINIROLE HCL 0.5MG

prescribed by Doctor David Lee Wrought)

most definitely eased anxiety

per dread locked terror

that loomed large

within my quite active imagination.

I willingly made clear

(using all manner of gesticulations)

to surrender myself,

which idea triggered

a flickering googly eyed excitement.

Wow!

This bizarre situation

could offer golden opportunity

to escape the tragedies

of terrestrial existence,

and perhaps get linkedin

with another weird

organic life form

ideally non human

or not otherwise specified.

Once this electric like surge

coursed thru each fiber,

I brazenly approached

the other-worldly specimens

guarding their shimmering craft,

which appeared to hover

just barely above the perimeter

slated to be another

state of the art wing of this campus.

I hemmed and hawed

with tentative steps

before nonchalantly

scaling the hydraulically propelled ladder.

At once, an immediate

whoosh took place.

After these myopic eyes

adjusted to the scene,

I observed an identical

earth like landscape and heard

what sounded

like the most melodious chimes.

Actually, that globe happened

to be dear third rock from the sun

as viewed from the nearest window.

Upon setting foot into the structure,

an automatic accelerator activated

before the spaceship

jettisoned and sped away

Mötley Crüe at warp speed.

Within my mind, I thought

what to do to pass the time???

Instantaneous sans any desire

promulgated that very wish.

Ah!

Perchance, these ethereal creatures

(large, medium and small)

conveyed messages telepathically?

I put this hypothesis

to a rudimentary

electric kool aid acid test.

Within my mind,

I silently uttered Matthew Scott Harris.

An instant reply came back - in my head.

Every one of these

wraith-like cosmic nomads

understood whims wirelessly,

albeit telepathically

thus believing yours truly

(me self) to breathe easy

said species reduced signals

to digital bits

and/or hallowed weaned bytes.

 

Upon waking up, I realized

the aforementioned a dream

to be continued…

in another millennium or so.