A poem not in any metre at all
And no tune to it either
No iambic pentameters or stuff like that
If I knew what they were!
Ohhh, I must stop this
Fido says so too!
Barging in on people's poems
Making daft, crass, idiotic comments
Me 3 brain cells have gone on holiday, you see
And I dunno when they'll be back
Probably never!
And who is this Fido?
He's all imaginary
But he'll bark fiercely at ya
If ya 'forget' to mark poems 18+
When they should be so marked
You knows Fido
You can humour him
Give him a bone or summat
He's very friendly really
He growls at KP at my command
That can't be bad! lol
Oh, 'The Wonderful Adventures of Orchi and KP'
You can buy the book
It's 400 pages -all blank!
Well, I've not had one good adventure
Since I married her
Or 'The Miserable Adventures of Orchi and KP'
It's 800 pages - crammed full of words!
Ya can beat an egg, some poets say
But ya can't beat some other things
I'm off to beat a couple now
And finish this rambling.......
'Where ya been on your ramble?' asks Fido!
Heehee.
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Author:
orchidee (
Offline) - Published: July 11th, 2023 01:45
- Comment from author about the poem: A batty and barmy interlude! A summary of my progress.
- Category: Humor
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Comments5
I see you've finally seen the light ..
heehee, thanks N.
LOL well your title is very apt Mr O kp would suffocate not just your love but your cat too. Stick with me lol 😂 ❤️
Yes Teddy. lol.
I always liked the word bonkers. It has a particular feel to it, especially for people born in the colonies. British humor is the best, not too soggy. Nice write orchi,
Thanks SB.
The current state is always the best to be expressed and the most authentic. No need to change a thing. The bonkery the better.
Thanks CB.
I resemble those remarks...
Thanks 2781. lol.
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