Wordsmith theoretician postulates kooky equation

Addends, minuend, subtrahends... all Greek

to poor student long haired pencil necked freak.

Damned (internal) revenue stream
plus plugged egress
equals flood of woe
torturous suffocation
of biosphere quite slow
particularly concerning one
Norwegian bachelor farmer from Oslo
amidst the bajillions of people,
one common Joe
(cur) just biden his time

pleading to acquire
much needed dough,
attorney General assistant Lynne Costello
sought out to help yours truly
(to no avail)
hoof hound himself cloven
and rent asunder courtesy
ofttimes mentioned cyber outlaws
preying upon (long in the tooth) fellow
suddenly his entire body electric

being deceived synonymous

with the plot of Iago
in my version starring
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
as none other than Othello
punch drunk as Judy
falling down laughing,
roistering, yammering hysterically
and rolling with a stoned Rockafellow,
whose role as a convincing fall guy
convincingly contradicted himself
as an above board underfellow.

Yours truly voluntarily recruited himself,
cuz he haint been rather astute
therefore welcomes

a swift kick in the derrière
courtesy squared off steel tipped boot
knocking the living daylights

predicated on lovely bonehead moment

linkedin to poppycock that did compute

as sense and sensibility

even suspicious to a deaf-mute

leary toward one extortionist

 

pièce de résistance, he did execute
and pulled wool over my eyes

analogous to snake charmer

playing magic (Johnson) flute

transfixing yours truly
a dunderhead lunkhead punked galoot

who in hindset could not add up
fishy (worm I going)
oh yeah... virtually nabbed

courtesy cyber bandits,

who gane nary a hoot

 

prying skewed logistics I impute

to wanna hang myself

courtesy suitable length of jute

tied with Gordian knute
gofundme page welcomes pledging loot

to help me (if you can)

with desired great expectation moot,

hence these lovely bones

when cremated will be transformed

into fine powder

more inert than a newt.