FAIRY ROMANCE by Richie Kharis

What a beautiful fairy with a face like the sun
She winked at me and then left me to stun
I couldn't feel my breath, I felt none
I've been looking for my missing rib. I wish she was the one

Lost was I in an imagination of romance 
How sweet it would be to kiss her at any chance
I felt her lips on mine as I held her in a dance
But she was so muscled that I groped in the dark askance

Yeah, as creamy and tempting it would seem
Hmm boy! It turned out, it was nothing but a dream 
Because there was my brother, Johny Klein 
hugging me tight with his face close to mine.