I walked happily into my interview
Imagining, I was diving into a barrel of
Chianti Classico
it was going swimmingly well
until they asked me
Are you a binge drinker?
Well of course
I’ve never been one to lie, so I replied
Oh, yes…
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Author:
Teddy.15 (
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- Category: Humor
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lol 🙂🌸
Nice lighthearted writing )
Was she drunk when she went into the interview lol
Sometimes it’s very difficult to hide the truth from others ..
LoL 💖 thank you dear Rose such a fun review.
Oh!! I love it!!! 😁 Mmmmm Tuscan Red Wine! At least you were honest lol 😆 And the picture is spot on!!! Did you get the job? Lol
Oh my darling, Liz the job is mine lol 💖
LOL!!! Yes!!!!! 😁 💖💖💖💖
would you kindly make mine a double ❤️and one for yourself ..
fuck work, I fancy a picnic somewhere deep in the woods with the sound of the ocean close by ❤️
Nooo I have to work lol 💓
Oh lol good write T.
They just told me they have a space for you and Andy? What should I tell them? LOL 💖
Well Andy want his without water, but I keep adding water to it. I'm the 'Phantom Water-Adder'. Psst - you hear my syphon - water syphon, that is! Oops, best stop, or I might faint, saying that! lol. It would become X rated, like your Pinocchio.
X X rated lol oh my eyes LoL 🤣
Woof! Syphon? says Fido. heehee.
Dunno where you are finding your graphic illustrations from Teddy, but are you not perpetuating the myth that females are poor naïve creatures who would sit on Pinocchio's face innocently..... Nice work if you can get away with it........LOL
Oh Dave you are painting such a picture of me, lol 😂 I think I may just be able to get away with it ❤️ LOL thanks for the fun review. Ps the photo I took this morning on my posh redmi! LoL me dress is a bit tight though.
Do the best you can, Teddy - no one can ask for more (which tends to be my philosophy of life....)
Provided you don't move too much (Oh go on....) I think you'll be.....
Very kind words Dave. Thank you. It's a actually my own philosophy too.
Well, OK, first, congrats on getting the job. Second, I loved your little lighthearted poem. Third, I don't know much about wine except red or white, and even that confuses me, so I ask for rose'. But I know I liked this poem, so maybe next time it will be a Chianti Classico. Cheers! - Phil A.
Hello dear Phil, always a pleasure to see you, yes rosé very good down south we have it all here in Italy, I'm very lucky lol thank you for coming along and joining in on the humour. 💖
OK, is that a before or after interview pic? Whichever, knock their socks off my dear! Such a fun write.
LOL a pick from in-between lol thanks dearest Bella ❤️
Red bold wine in do time but interview
is tough room with a view anytime LOL
LOL what a wonderful thought. 💖
congrats on your new job
..what?
what better qualifications could they ask for?
lol
(that picture 🤣)
thank you!
Sometimes honesty is not the best policy. I am not sure how I missed this one Teddy. A most fun read and relatable.
LOL well spotted any way because it's vendemia time again September where the festivals of wine are everywhere, yes when I have too much I just love everyone lol ❤️ thank you dearest sorrenbarret glad to have amused you dear Sir. 🌹
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