Notice of absence from Doggerel Dave
I will return early January.
I will return early January.
Goldilocks baby, you are hot, hot hot.
It’s too much - why can’t you leave me alone?
All night you punish me with the damp spot.
As you smother me at my age I moan;
No wish to complain but it’s time you aught
Change your name from Ms. Goldilocks Zone.
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Doggerel Dave (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Climate change – get it? Summer is coming to the southern hemisphere and I’m not looking forward to it…..
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I don't have that dilemma
Which dilemma is that?
To dry.
I never knew that version as I was growing up. Oh, it's about climate change, eh?! heehee. I wouldn't know any double-meaning to it, as Fido never lets me have much 'excitement'. lol.
You owe Fido so much - I really don't know how you manage to give him such a bad rap. That hound has kept you virtuous for your whole life and ensured you luxury quarters in that Heaven of yours....
Oh lol.
Don’t you lol me, my friend – much as I don’t care for Fido, that hound has kept you out of trouble about as many times as you have toddled onto these pages………!
I hope to visit both Oz & NZ next year .. any chance of rain .. not sure whether to pack the Ray-Bans 😎
Absolutely no bloody idea - only moisture dropping in a vertical direction could originate from my very own pores.
Pack Ray Bans for sure AND, above all (so to speak) BRING A HAT. In pictures of folks frolicking in the recent Mediterranean heatwave half of them were not sporting head gear - how many sane people are there left in the world???
.. cheers Ray Bans n hat it is then 😎
With her being too hot is this the x rated version? lol
Don't know where you got that from. The wet patch referred to is (old money) 5 feet 10 inches long, which happens, coincidently to be exactly my height.................... And I confirm that summer nights where I live can be hot and heavy, only likely to get worse.... (like to put LOL, but can't bring myself to...)
Excellent.
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