Goldilocks and the….

Doggerel Dave


Notice of absence from Doggerel Dave
Not absent - still here!
Keep Calm and Carry On Poeming. 😂

Goldilocks baby, you are hot, hot hot.

It’s too much - why can’t you leave me alone?

All night you punish me with the damp spot.

As you smother me at my age I moan;

No wish to complain but it’s time you aught

Change your name from Ms. Goldilocks Zone.

  • Author: Doggerel Dave (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: August 10th, 2023 01:00
  • Comment from author about the poem: Climate change – get it? Summer is coming to the southern hemisphere and I’m not looking forward to it…..
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Comments5

  • 2781

    I don't have that dilemma

    • Doggerel Dave

      Which dilemma is that?

      • 2781

        To dry.

      • orchidee

        I never knew that version as I was growing up. Oh, it's about climate change, eh?! heehee. I wouldn't know any double-meaning to it, as Fido never lets me have much 'excitement'. lol.

        • Doggerel Dave

          You owe Fido so much - I really don't know how you manage to give him such a bad rap. That hound has kept you virtuous for your whole life and ensured you luxury quarters in that Heaven of yours....

          • orchidee

            Oh lol.

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          • Neville



            I hope to visit both Oz & NZ next year .. any chance of rain .. not sure whether to pack the Ray-Bans 😎

            • Doggerel Dave

              Absolutely no bloody idea - only moisture dropping in a vertical direction could originate from my very own pores.
              Pack Ray Bans for sure AND, above all (so to speak) BRING A HAT. In pictures of folks frolicking in the recent Mediterranean heatwave half of them were not sporting head gear - how many sane people are there left in the world???

              • Neville



                .. cheers Ray Bans n hat it is then 😎

              • sorenbarrett

                With her being too hot is this the x rated version? lol

                • Doggerel Dave

                  Don't know where you got that from. The wet patch referred to is (old money) 5 feet 10 inches long, which happens, coincidently to be exactly my height.................... And I confirm that summer nights where I live can be hot and heavy, only likely to get worse.... (like to put LOL, but can't bring myself to...)

                • Thomas W Case

                  Excellent.



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