Certainly Not!
The words of Fido to me -
He's a talking, reading, barking dog, remember!
No 'excitement' for you, my lad, he says
Well, just a tiny bit
You know you'll only swoon
If things are too hot
Oh, c'mon now, Fido
I'm not getting any younger
Can I have a little slap and tickle?
Oh OK, Fido says
You can have a bit of slap, but less tickle
You're going out the back yard, Fido
You keep me too sheltered
You keep telling me storks bring babies
But I'm still wondering if you're right
Even at my age - about 5 million years old! - hmmm
Ohh, I'm gonna rave - a little
Let me hair down
Gonna have party
With no water in sight, to dilute the drinks
You'll have to bark all you want, Fido
I'm not letting you back indoors yet
Though I will have to -
I will need you to help me recover!
Woof! You better mark this poem 18+, says Fido
It's a teensy-weensy bit hot. lol
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Author:
orchidee (
Offline) - Published: August 10th, 2023 02:16
- Comment from author about the poem: An 18+ poem from me?! Fido advised it.
- Category: Humor
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Comments4
Oh dear lol this should be at least a 25+🤣😂
Heehee thanks Teddy. Would you recommend slap or tickle more?! lol.
Both lol
Funny but I found this somewhat funny .. 🙂👍
Thanks N. There's nothing funny, not even 'somewhat' in life with KP. Well, only when I insult her! lol.
I could use a little levity and it's okay I'm over 18 x 4. Thanks for sharing Orchi
Thanks SB.
Orchi, I've already responded to various accounts where you mention Fido. See my 'Goldilocks piece (nice effort at self promotion here) from which you've stolen 'hot'.
Thanks D.
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