Sitting on the porcelain throne

Here I sit contemplating life on the porcelain throne. It’s relaxing here, not much trouble; just me and a phone.

The world seems to fall away as I relax here in silence. The only sound accompanying me is the sweet release of accumulated waste.

I ponder and wonder if the world would be a better place if it was that easy to get rid of negativity that constantly poison us on the daily.

Yet those answers are beyond me.

So I merely sits here and wait and basked upon the majesty of my personal throne.