An Ode To The Wedding Band

Teddy.15

 
In the Hollywood hills 
 
lives my ring of gold
 
a prize for once being
 
someone's wife.  
 
 
 
 
  • Author: Teddy.15 (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 12th, 2023 09:43
  • Comment from author about the poem: Marriage satire I'm an expert lol 🤣
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 14
  • Users favorite of this poem: Bella Shepard
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  • BlessedbyGod

    Hahaha, could go either way!!!
    Great piece Teddy!!

    • Teddy.15

      Yes indeed 🤣 love can be really terrible some days welcome to my page blessedbyGod. 💖

    • BlessedbyGod

      Anytime Miss Teddy, I've read your work for years and love every piece you write , you are very talented

      • Teddy.15

        Wow an amazing thing to know 💖 thank you

        • BlessedbyGod

          You're very welcome my friend

        • LIZ

          Oh boy!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Teddy!!!!! The picture's worth a thousand words!!! 😆

          • Teddy.15

            LoL I've been on holiday with my old man and that picture is my very own fantasy lol 🤣

            • LIZ

              🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh my God!!!!!

              • Teddy.15

                LoL perhaps I'm just far too honest 💖💖💖💖

                • LIZ

                  And I love it!!! 💖💖💖 Honestly is welcomed!

                  • Teddy.15

                    Fantasies can sometimes come true lol 🤣

                    • LIZ

                      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 see, I was trying to be nice, for his sake! LOL

                      • Teddy.15

                        Oh please 🤣

                        • LIZ

                          🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣 you saw right thru that!!!! I laughed so hard!!!!! God I needed it!!

                        • orchidee

                          My wedding ring for KP was a ring-pull Coca-Cola can opener! lol.

                          • Teddy.15

                            Oh here comes me love of me life lol ere a coca cola ring yeh that would have worked better! Although in Hollywood it may have been pepsi! LoL 🤣 thanks my dear Orchi.

                          • sorenbarrett

                            Humorous but relatable which is what gives it its humor. Well said.

                            • Teddy.15

                              Woops. We can never shy in the way of marriage humour it's everywhere lol 🤣 thank you dear Sorenbarret I hope it wasn't too painful my dear friend. 💖

                            • Bella Shepard

                              This is delightful, puts me in mind of the movie "The first wives club". And the pic, I love the way she's looking back to make sure he's flat. Men, can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em. You've tickled the funny bone and given me a smile all over.

                              • Teddy.15

                                I was so hoping this would give you a chuckle my dear Bella ❤️ ps that film I love. Smile away my dear friend. Thank you.

                              • Aktarul Islam

                                You have a good sense of humor. Excellent poem. Keep it up, honorable poet

                                • Teddy.15

                                  Thank you very much dear Acktarul , I'm glad you enjoyed it. It's my up most pleasure 💖

                                • Aktarul Islam

                                  You have a good sense of humor. Excellent poem. Keep it up, honorable poet

                                • L. B. Mek

                                  lol
                                  you and your images
                                  Bulldoze over them all, dear cherished friend
                                  it takes two to fail at marriage
                                  but there's always an asshole
                                  hiding behind the other
                                  trying to look good to the world...
                                  Hollywood scenes
                                  while the other is swimming
                                  in reality's tears..

                                  • Teddy.15

                                    LoL 🤣 💖 tha l you my dear Mek, a 3 week holiday with the other half did it lol 🤣



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