The Night Visitor Arrived

The night visitor arrived
after midnight when I was fast asleep
snoring away until I heard a voice
wake me up and say, shhhh, you
will wake up the dead with your lord noise
which made me stunned at first as I sat
straight up in bed with bleary eyes
trying to focus to see who was in my
bedroom whispering in the dark
as I grabbed my glasses and turned on
my light and saw a shadow of a person
sitting in the corner armchair to my
surprise making me think twice before
answering it since I didn't believe it
even existed until it told me that if I
stopped snoring, it would not bother me
and let me sleep throughout the night
which made me angry that I blurted for
it to leave me alone and my house
immediately or I will call the Ghost Busters
Team and have it removed once and for all
and make a clean sweep of it and its ghostly
entrouge and then I heard the doorbell ring
as I quickly ran down the stairs and looked
out my window and saw an Amazon delivery
van pull away which reminded me that I was
expecting my C-Pap Kit to help prevent my
excessive snoring which the night visitor
was complaining about so I decided to
start using it each night and to my relief
had a sound sleep without interruption and
did not wake up the dead.