An Ode To The Sandwich

Teddy.15

 

Everyone has their very own heaven right?

 

mine is being in the middle of a sandwich

 

In between

 

Keanu Reeves

and

Bradley Cooper

 

That’s my heaven right there.

 

 

  • Author: Teddy.15 (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 28th, 2023 00:41
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  • Category: Humor
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  • LIZ

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was thinking....I'm hungry...but now I'm REALLY hungry!!! I'll have a bite....or 2....or 3....Damn!!! 😲😲 OK give me the whole thing!! 💖💖💖

    • Teddy.15

      LOL 🤣 what a wonderful sandwich. LoL thank you my sweet Lizzy for coming here to have some fun. ❤️

      • Teddy.15

        Well lazybird is back finally, goodness the things I have to do to get you here!!!!! Indeed my darling Maxine this is so erotic lmao 🤣 you have no idea 💡😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 ❤️

        • Teddy.15

          Well I'll have to make an ode.for.the spaghetti then lol 😂

          • LIZ

            🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OH MY GOD!!

          • orchidee

            Oh lol, good write Teddy.
            I'm between KP and dunno who else. It's a mouldy old sandwich! 😁 Tastes of... you know it, botox!

            • Teddy.15

              Ere I would also try one with you and Andy in the middle but I fear KP and Mary may chase me with their handbags 😂😂😂😂

              • orchidee

                Oh lol. Some folks are a sandwich short of a picnic, as the saying goes!

                • Teddy.15

                  LOL 🤣 that's a good one are you saying I'm mad? Not as mad as.kp am I?

                  • orchidee

                    You're OK if ya packed all your sandwiches! lol.

                  • peto

                    And served up on a plate
                    Wire in Teddy

                    • Teddy.15

                      lol 🤣 thanks peto I'm wiring in slowly. ❤️

                    • BlessedbyGod

                      Not at all what I was expecting!!!!🤣🤣
                      I love it!!!
                      Keanu Reeves and Bradley Cooper !!!!!!
                      Imagine that, obviously u do!!😂😂😂🥰🥰🥰

                      • Teddy.15

                        Yes it's an open relationship lol I mean poem thank you dear Melissa 💖💖🤣❤️💕

                        • BlessedbyGod

                          Hahahaha, i love it!!🥰🥰🥰💞💞

                        • Pop64

                          Everyone has their own taste, that's quite a sandwich! Enjoy it and remember, what you don't finish, you can wrap up and have later LOL

                          • Teddy.15

                            A doggy bag lol thank you Michael an ode to a doggy bag mmmmm 😂

                          • Saxon Crow

                            With or without sauce?

                            • Teddy.15

                              Definately with sauce.lol hlo saxy, love you. ❤️

                              • Saxon Crow

                                Ahhhh. Wove oo too Teddy

                              • Christina8

                                OOH my that was a lovely visual!! I'd switch out keanu with someone else but keep Bradley Cooper!! Very nice!

                                • Teddy.15

                                  LoL hey I'd easily throw in Richard Gere? 😂

                                • aDarkerMind

                                  crunchy peanut butter and real butter.
                                  Janis Joplin ripping thru a blues tune, in the company of Kate Bush.
                                  perfik!

                                  • Teddy.15

                                    Right??? That's the way to eat a sandwich , move over BLT for the luxury J.M.K lol 😂

                                  • Bella Shepard

                                    Now that's what I call a real manwich! Mine would be a slice each of Aiden Turner and Colin Firth, on rye of course. You are too fun!

                                    • Teddy.15

                                      Oh yes I'll have a bite of that one too 😂 ❤️

                                    • Thomas W Case

                                      Good stuff.

                                      • Teddy.15

                                        lol thanks for.coming by dear Thomas. ❤️



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