An Ode To The Sandwich

Teddy.15

 

Everyone has their very own heaven right?

 

mine is being in the middle of a sandwich

 

In between

 

Keanu Reeves

and

Bradley Cooper

 

That’s my heaven right there.

 

 

  • Author: Teddy.15 (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 28th, 2023 00:41
  • Comment from author about the poem: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
  • Category: Humor
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Comments10

  • LIZ

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was thinking....I'm hungry...but now I'm REALLY hungry!!! I'll have a bite....or 2....or 3....Damn!!! 😲😲 OK give me the whole thing!! 💖💖💖

    • Teddy.15

      LOL 🤣 what a wonderful sandwich. LoL thank you my sweet Lizzy for coming here to have some fun. ❤️

      • Teddy.15

        Well lazybird is back finally, goodness the things I have to do to get you here!!!!! Indeed my darling Maxine this is so erotic lmao 🤣 you have no idea 💡😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 ❤️

      • 2 more comments

      • orchidee

        Oh lol, good write Teddy.
        I'm between KP and dunno who else. It's a mouldy old sandwich! 😁 Tastes of... you know it, botox!

        • Teddy.15

          Ere I would also try one with you and Andy in the middle but I fear KP and Mary may chase me with their handbags 😂😂😂😂

          • orchidee

            Oh lol. Some folks are a sandwich short of a picnic, as the saying goes!

          • 2 more comments

          • peto

            And served up on a plate
            Wire in Teddy

            • Teddy.15

              lol 🤣 thanks peto I'm wiring in slowly. ❤️

            • BlessedbyGod

              Not at all what I was expecting!!!!🤣🤣
              I love it!!!
              Keanu Reeves and Bradley Cooper !!!!!!
              Imagine that, obviously u do!!😂😂😂🥰🥰🥰

              • Teddy.15

                Yes it's an open relationship lol I mean poem thank you dear Melissa 💖💖🤣❤️💕

                • BlessedbyGod

                  Hahahaha, i love it!!🥰🥰🥰💞💞

                • Pop64

                  Everyone has their own taste, that's quite a sandwich! Enjoy it and remember, what you don't finish, you can wrap up and have later LOL

                  • Teddy.15

                    A doggy bag lol thank you Michael an ode to a doggy bag mmmmm 😂

                  • Saxon Crow

                    With or without sauce?

                    • Teddy.15

                      Definately with sauce.lol hlo saxy, love you. ❤️

                      • Saxon Crow

                        Ahhhh. Wove oo too Teddy

                      • Christina8

                        OOH my that was a lovely visual!! I'd switch out keanu with someone else but keep Bradley Cooper!! Very nice!

                        • Teddy.15

                          LoL hey I'd easily throw in Richard Gere? 😂

                        • aDarkerMind

                          crunchy peanut butter and real butter.
                          Janis Joplin ripping thru a blues tune, in the company of Kate Bush.
                          perfik!

                          • Teddy.15

                            Right??? That's the way to eat a sandwich , move over BLT for the luxury J.M.K lol 😂

                          • Bella Shepard

                            Now that's what I call a real manwich! Mine would be a slice each of Aiden Turner and Colin Firth, on rye of course. You are too fun!

                            • Teddy.15

                              Oh yes I'll have a bite of that one too 😂 ❤️

                            • Thomas W Case

                              Good stuff.

                              • Teddy.15

                                lol thanks for.coming by dear Thomas. ❤️



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