Never Touching That Gas Fire Lever Again

Shaunmatthewcpoetry

I was very gentle but it's so bloody temperamental
A flimsy bit of plastic with no ignition
What happened to the clicking?
Never touching that gas fire lever again
Good job it's under a warranty then

  • Author: Shaunmatthewcpoetry (Online Online)
  • Published: November 13th, 2023 02:48
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • orchidee

    Has the mechanism got a battery? If so, it might be flat.

    • Shaunmatthewcpoetry

      It's a new fire pal, we've replaced the battery but still nothing.

      • orchidee

        Did they install it correctly? Or did you install it yourself? We had to call out another engineer, as ours was not connected properly the first time. we could have blown up!

        • Shaunmatthewcpoetry

          The engineer came out today apparently it could be a faulty battery pack or something else can't remember what. Crazy!

          • orchidee

            Doh!!



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