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I'm a mother fucker.

A mother fuckers son?

I stopped fucking mothers,

When my face was rearranged.

I pleaded: "I've shit myself!"

He washed his hands,

And went back to his beer.

That was then.

This is how,

I confess my faults,

We are friendly now.

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Comments +

orchidee November 17th, 2023 02:32
Similar to my FFFF poem recently. Ooohh!
Neville November 17th, 2023 03:38

FFS will you neva learn you daft MF you N
- 2781November 17th, 2023 03:41
  School of hard knocks!

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