My Cynical Pop Culture Wrap-up 2023

Little girls go to see a concert by Taylor Swift
Then can't seem to remember what happened at it
Will Smith is supposed to be gay?
Keefe D told us this anyway
Kat Von D is now a Christian
I guess she burnt her books about Satan
Disney is dying and in the dumps
Witches inserted into all of their products
A Masters of the Universe show with minimal He-Man
Masculine heroes replaced with feminist spam
Millions of reboots and rehashes
No female boob shots or asses
Then they show Magic Mike topless flexing his abs
Double standards especially from the panderers
April O'Neil is now short, black and fat
Not racist just wondering why did you changed that?
People need some positivity in their lives
But look to Ed Sheeran and Harry Styles
Britney's bedroom dancing strange as The X-Files
Kim Kardashian is GQ's man of the year
Does she have a dick hidden down there?
Confusion is an ongoing David Blaine illusion
In England we don't have a Constitution
Saw only 4 films in the cinema this year
Including Mission Impossible and Oppenheimer
Barbie had hardly interested me
Heard John Cena played a merman Ken
My curiosity dropped to 0 and was never near 10
Plane was great!
I'll give that Gerard Butler film an 8
Lizzo fat shaming her dancers like she never ate
I hope you've enjoyed my cynical 2023 wrap-up
This has been Shaun Matthew C signing off