Still smarting from stupid scamming fraudsters...

rew4er2nail

five months ago to the day

 

Twas the cusp of tooth thousand

twenty three summer solstice,
when yours truly (a fool
and his money went separate ways)
mine cherished nest egg,
I would immediately miss

lesson immediately learned courtesy takeaways

linkedin with looted
checking and savings accounts

analogously yanked, unmoored and unbridged


at Citizen Bank quays

me subsequently exhibiting,

maddening, and snorting
re: imagine how figurative
unbridled horse's ass neighs;

a fate engendering
mental anguish on par with
voluntarily unrolling Scottish welcome mat
readying yours truly

being lynched courtesy kkk

 

(I apologize for any
incantation, incrimination, incubation,

indiscretion, insinuation, intimation, invitation...),
cuz metook poetic license
attempting to accentuate brazen crafty deception,
how con artist invoked tender loving care
while (all the while) stealthily employing
stealing gambit, which hack
by the way incorporated his suppressed hurray

for him positively coaching me


invisibly eliciting, interposing, manifesting,
questing, and ushering entranceway
into sought after vaunted money
synonymously enlisting sprinkled pet accolade
such as "good job"
never disclosing discerning ulterior motive
exacting a risky (business) mission
unlike dramatizing the WWII story
of the Thailand-Burma Railway
regarding those soldiers who built


Bridge over the River Kwai
in the former scenario exhibiting
how yours truly (me) did betray
requisite necessity to protect
fungible assets of mine
by voluntarily cooperating
with the enterprising villainous prankster,
who applying one alias
called himself "Harvey Specter"
guiding blindsided yours truly
(who received nincompoop of the year award)


obliging scoundrel to withdraw cash willingly
and convert sain moolah into bitcoin
(a type of digital currency
in which a record of transactions maintained
and new units of currency are generated
by the computational solution

of mathematical problems,
and which operates independently
of a central bank) courtesy digital wallet,
which nefarious experience found me
posting a gofundme page to no avail!

 

  • Author: rew4er2nail (Offline Offline)
  • Published: November 21st, 2023 17:58
  • Category: Sad
  • Views: 5
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