When Dad Jokes

Tom Dylan


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When his dad tells the same joke

for the hundredth time,

he groans, wishing he wouldn't.

So embarrassing, heard them all before

and not very funny the first time.

 

When he brings his new girlfriend home

his dad reels off his naff jokes

revelling in the new audience,

he apologises to his girl.

I think he's funny, she says.

 

His dad jokes about the hospital and the doctors

You have to laugh, don't you?

He calls it gallows humour

but for his son it's another bad dad-joke

and in awfully bad taste.

 

After the funeral service

he raises a glass of whiskey

realising that he would give anything

to hear one of his dad's jokes one more time.

And I'll laugh this time, he says, I promise.

 

 

 

  • Author: Tom Dylan (Offline Offline)
  • Published: November 23rd, 2023 03:13
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  • 2781

    Then sometimes we become our dads.

    • Tom Dylan

      Yes, we sure do. And you can't beat a dad joke. 🙂

    • gray0328

      Funny. Nicely Done

      • Tom Dylan

        Thanks for your comments.



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