Masculine heroes swapped for pretty boy weirdos,
Box office results containing less and less zeros.
Androgynous looks being rammed down our throats,
I'm agreeing and laughing at Kevin Sorbo's posts.
Arnie, Stallone and Willis replaced with scrawny kids.
Zero charisma,
Skinny as Jim Carrey's Riddler,
Ratty attitude like Master Splinter.
At least we still have Statham I guess,
But Expendables 4 was an absolute mess,
Spot who's forced to wear a women's dress.
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You got one of those red 'numbers' (dress-type things)?!
Or - what's that red sack he's wearing there?! lol.
Exactly, so weird haha.
And getting weirder I suspect.
Hahah yeah, I'm thinking about doing a video to this and posting on YouTube, it's a controversial one.
Or - what's that dress you're almost wearing? (not much of it). lol.
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