Tickets

I remember way back when before I turned old 

There were many written ones called the rules of the road 

 

We had blinkers to indicate a turn either way

As a tool used to avoid a collision on any given day 

 

We used the stop signs then as they are still designed 

People roll through them now with a selfie on their mind 

 

Swerving from lane to lane to check the most recent text 

Endangering lives along the way what laws will be sidestepped next 

 

Exhausting the right turn lane all the way to the end

Then to get left at the very last second as zero respect shines brightly again

 

Accelerating back and forth for that single-car position

Only to meet you at the same red light apparently just short of your mission

 

Music blaring for the world to hear clearly acting a fool

Possibly check out the notable difference between being silly and remotely being cool

 

Toys lining the dashboard confusion from side to side

That should be an additional loss of value to your already depreciating ride

 

It doesn’t matter if you’re with the family or possibly all alone

Focus on the safe operation of your vehicle and stay off your freaking phone 

 

To all the good folks listed above who may need a friendly reminder to click it 

Accountability and consequence will fix these problems with violations once noted on tickets