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Warning! The following choppy, batty,
dopey: elegy = flaky, goofy, history: iffy,
jumpy, kooky: loopy, matty, nappy, nippy,
sketchy material prone to find the reader
dazed and bewildered, yet comfortably numb.

 

Modern Roam Min Times – mesh

THERE IS NO RELATION WITH THE
EPIC OF GILGAMESH (abridged from
brook land) AND THIS VIGNETTE – in ma Englesh.

 

thank a u faux sis
this married sexagenarian
encloses his poetic opus

the smooching this celibate

(sleep as a cellar dweller) chap doth miss

shaw wish i could give hew a kiss

though ye might rip ply with a hiss

that would usher inxs of x2c Noah obliging bliss.

 

while perched within mine

Schwenksville, Pennsylvania aerie

this totally mishmash, succotash, n trash -

hoopfully finds ya cheery

so...hallo n greetings ma dearie

just faw bean help ming this fool

i.e. myself who haint no fairy,

boot possibly the missing humankind link

cuz o be yin - head to feet - completely as hairy

Siamese twins with names Tom n Jerry

'though ye might disbelieve moi n feel leery

n doubt every word written -

 

but try 2 feign b ying merry

while i pose the following philosophical query...

to make sense = deciphering billy shakes perry

now take a mooch needed break cuz,

the following gibberish might beak comb quite weary.

 

Is society a better world to live in with less or more?

boy! those Everclear caveman days were brutish,

nasty, short and rough. that aside, though
no Culture Club, Fancyfeast, nor Iggy Pop
the Flintstone era a bit raucous, riotous, and
yabba dabba with Doobie Brothers rubble ye us.

 

Def Jam, ear splitting cacophony felt like
listening to partying beastie boys on a vampire
weekend competing with Def Leopards roar
n rush shin version of hells bells, Inxs of pulp
fiction sung backwards by cold play, or a brutally
nasty, yet thankfully short version per youtube
video drowning out beach boys straight out ta

Compton winking in the hood while loud Quiet
Riot !@#$ growls shook B52 sized bats overhead,
when this grizzled papa bear disturbed (like
twittering angry birds), and forced to wake
prematurely from hibernation set his seething
animal anger to boil, and smoke to issue from
jack rabbit ass nine looking Don Quixote ears.

 

argh! go. whar art thou Cello Yo Yo Ma?

 

the gumption from this then profoundly gap toothed,
high browed, red necked ursine, viperous spouse getting
one swiftly tailored kick in the bony arse sent me flying
like a twisted sister careening forward out of summer time
sadness air back to the future. right then n tha hair, earth,
wind and fire convinced this Homo sapiens he became
another Grateful Dead Foo Fighter.

 

upon immediate and most unwelcome exposure therapy
to the Avast arctic blast (complete with Arctic Monkey),
this Mama’s and Papa’s Boy (by George) was in no mood
to neither tangle nor play footsie with Mother Nature.

 

Analogous to The Idler Wheel Is Wiser than the Driver
of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More
than Ropes Will Ever Do,
I wanted to whip the hide,
when needles of miniature aeroplane shaped snow white
slippery buckshot elements of style kissed, pierced and
smashed against his face from those shoddily made flimsy
animal clothes that barely kept him warm.
Lucky for vat of midnight oil, which shrouded me
in n wispy pearl jam pelt.

 

Tears for Fears spilled in One Direction (like 10,000
Maniacs bursting from a Soundgarden or highly
revved Motorhead emulating a Quiet Riot).

Wah. Stop crying bellowed the Queen Scorpion
(Poison ing the Air Supply).

 

Without - dark shadows of a doubt slunk N’Sync
with the twilight zone along the edge of night, these
beatle browed Monkeys (strewn by denim dog gone
hooligans), who cawed like sum Cajun gumbo baboons
as proto Partridge Family for a banana split Sunday
closing out Vampire Weeknd packing a full house
at the Tokyo Hotel.

 

Anyway, I practically froze off mine scrawny tush.

 

Dang!

Ooh, how purty, a cute deer.

Out came the bow and arrow.

the feathered lancet described a Nike arc with
Nike like swoosh bulls’ eye.

 

Upon uttering "hey Lucy i am home", the little
beasts tore their sharp nine-inch long nails into soft raw doe.

 

Bathe? The (Puddle Of Mud battled crippled creek),
when a dry riverbed doubles up as a mud bed or
washbasin after the springtime flood.

How in the name of judas priest could our ancestors
enjoy feeling like a beast of burden?

who says you cannot always get what you want? Alice
cooper in chains? Beastie boy George Cinderella? Eddie
money? Freddie Mercury? Iron Maiden? Lana del rey?
Jane’s addiction? Pink Floyd? Yes! the entire Motley Crue?

 

 

  • Author: rew4er2nail (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 5th, 2023 12:33
  • Category: Humor
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