Jason and the argonauts

……..Flung out into space, on a wild goose chase, looking for another place to start hunting and gathering, destination way past Saturn, so stupid we found it flattering, so we started chattering, there our dumb asses go on VLAD again, got our ancestors mad again,  still coerced to go in our purse in their church, no longer do they look perched, they’ve been coming in first, while putting us in the back of that hearse. Midway Jason realizing his mistake, even most of the food on board was fake, never intended for us to complete the voyage, just an elaborate plot to get rid of an annoyance.  Jason and the argonauts with right fists on left shoulders, fell to their knees pledging a new allegiance, to kill their enemy’s soldiers.