Roger Moore was unlike a JB we'd seen before
Humour, cheekiness and charming
In Scaramanga's targeting
A third nipple and a flying car
The gadgets added to the story
But never went too far
A belly dancer with a bullet
Bond accidentally swallowed it
Off to the pharmacy for laxatives
We never saw him shit
The final showdown between the two
Who will win?
Someone replaced the mannequin
In Scaramanga's targeting
A third nipple and a flying car
The gadgets added to the story
But never went too far
A belly dancer with a bullet
Bond accidentally swallowed it
Off to the pharmacy for laxatives
We never saw him shit
The final showdown between the two
Who will win?
Someone replaced the mannequin
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Nope, we never saw him s..... it jumped to examining the bullet he had swallowed. lol.
Of course JB and super-heroes don't do mortal things like go to the loo! lol.
And - now look - does anyone actually work in 'Home And Away'? They just swan about doing nothing.
Haha indeed, apparently so yeah.
That was you replaced the mannequin. The film wasn't supposed to end like that! lol.
Haha.
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