Rudolph the Runny-Nosed Reindeer (Parody)

Rudolph the Runny-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very snotty nose,
And if you ever saw it
You would say it needs to blow.

All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and make him cry,
They never gave poor Rudolph
A tissue to make his nose dry,

Then one misty Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Rudolph with your nose so red,
Won't you lead my sleigh tonight?"

Then how the reindeer adored him
As they shouted into the frosty air,
Each time he sneezed they blessed him
Praying his cold would go far away.