The willy weapon and the wandering eye

The willy weapon and the wandering eye

I'm excited as a boy,
to pee with my wee-wee toy.
Yes, my willy is a function,
 urinating with focused gumption.

But I'd rather pretend my stream,
was shooting out laser beams!
Destroying castles! Fighting Venom!
Shooting enemies with my willy weapon!

Alas, my eye has wandered,
At things curious and quaint.
My pee-pee lands in pools,
where the bowl just ain't.

Once again I'm relieved,
and vacate the room.
Ready for dearest mummy
to discover it all soon.

I know she'll thank me,
the world was under threat!
And all it took me to save it,
was getting the floor a little wet.