Get out of my head mister chatterbox!

rew4er2nail

Ransacking treasure trove
of maximum headroom.

To remedy a fate worse than death
or orange hair oaf becoming
forty seventh president
or contracting one

of several viral diseases named pox
permeate heavy shut tight door
with numerous deadbolts
and sophisticated locks
and impossible mission to out fox
analogous to roach infestation,
who favor nesting within custom made
Roper men's shoes brand name Docks.

 

Upon prima facie first blush
me mind's eye all atwitter,

sans long forgotten
"FAKE" sexual exploits
set mum (chrysos anthem) all aglitter,

boot like short order cook I hapt tubby
quickly realized trumpeting collusion,
a near fatal collision course
with Das scribe's antimatter

caw zing friggin insomnia


finding ma noggin scrambled
likesome lithesome cockamamie critter
whipped into frenzy
like battered butter

holy grits, alm manned
in fight of ma life

cause I haint acquitter
baa (jaw edge), ah woe cup feeling

hedged hog extremely bushed 'n bitter,

this raging red bull inside me mind,

 

now body wheeling wickety wack,
lichen to moss elf gut seasonal litter

bitta asthma - insides
got balled into wah racket
like quietly rioting unfetter
herd plain tennis (see) hens,
gone south tub bespatter

ear rilly jawboning jabberwocky
reducing gray matter,
and all flesh sundered


into meaty platter

to pulverized, irradiated,
cremated... faux fluffernutter batter

analogous tummy Aunt
Jemima's famous flapjacks,
she fantastically fashioned better
than Betty Crocker

tossing spatulated glommed
gook suitable as bonesetter
high as the Taj Mahal,


while she merrily jabbered,
her native patois singsong blatter

all this inaudible clatter

muffled 10,000 maniacs mad as a hatter
madly clangorous dinner cowbells

aroused bacchanalian sybaritic skitter
ring jitterbugging fantasies
of barenaked ladies doth splutter

as bedraggled, frazzled, grizzled...poetry

like cocky rooster that did stutter!

  • Author: rew4er2nail (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 27th, 2024 14:16
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 6
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