Notice of absence from Doggerel Dave
Not absent - still here!
Keep Calm and Carry On Poeming. 😂
Not absent - still here!
Keep Calm and Carry On Poeming. 😂
Michael Jordan’s boots go for a motser,
And I mean millions as a general rule.
I am not suggesting he’s a poser;
But the millionaire is a bit of a tool.
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Doggerel Dave (Pseudonym) (
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Has Sir ONS any boots for sale?! lol. You knows him.
I do - but are you travelling incognito in order to evade detection during this exercise?
It's so that I can throw in an irrelevant comment, an aside, etc, and be Sir ONS as my name is! lol.
Orchi, I can abbreviate your title - common practice at MPS; you make it a habit when interacting with other poets here.
But when referring to your self then only the full title will give you the necessary status to make your authority count at this institution.
And there is no case now for the misinterpretation of this advice with respect to myself. You may refer to me as 'Dave' only, now and into the future.
As general guidance I do hope you find this acceptable.
I had to go Google
1) Michael Jordan
2) Motser
and can only guess as to why you think him a bit of a tool .. are you able to enlighten me sir .. Neville
Didn't - read again. It's the multimillionaire I awarded with that title. Apologies for the brevity.
I had to Google Michael Jordan to find out he was a basketballer having been confronted with a news item re his boots and the prices they fetched. Went into a kind of ****** state (you'd know wot its called) and after I recovered I only had enough energy for a four liner.....
4) Cheers got'cha 😎
LoL did you mean but the millionaire is a bit tall? 🤣 An incredible gigantic gentleman from what I've read, but yes I'm totally unworthy of knowledge of how much Nike cost here in Italy they can fetch up to 700 euros new, gosh I could never buy a pair even if I was swimming in dollars.
Tool:
"An often disliked person who screws people over instead of using common sense to deal with situations. Likes to command people to compensate for his small penis". - Urban dictionary.
You gotta get yourself together and find this bloke - he'll shower you with Nikes and you won't have to worry anymore...................
I don't know who would buy them in that they are large boots to fill and after all who wants used boots? I prefer new ones for less price. Fame will get you everything, including what you don't want.
Well someone did, and paid millions for well used boots... To be honest, Soren I was focussed on the shithead with enough money to buy for millions such useless items when poverty is everywhere to be seen plus the laudatory nature of the news item...
Tremendous rhyme.
I think this is a well known mode of commentary, similar to when a play is bad, the acting crap the only positive response is 'the scenery was wonderful' 😂
To add insult to injury from your POV, several of us didn't even know who Michael Jordan was...😂😂
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