Pop Culture Reference Rhymes

Obsessions with pop stars who look at us as peasants,
Wake up via jolting life lessons.
Dropping some reference rhymes,
These really are some crazy times.
Mos Def on Instagram wearing a dress,
Found it funny that he turned off the comments.
Beyoncé looking as white as Michael Jackson,
Baffled by every spotlighted action,
Wondering on their secret society faction.
Taylor Swift and Dua Lipa talentless,
The coverage of them takes the piss.
Hate my opinions all you want,
I'm as big as DuPont.
Don't watch the Grammys,
Not interested in hand puppet celebrities,
I call them hand puppets because their asses exposed,
Butterfly tattooed and programmable drones.