Muddy, dirty water

Today, I had a little mishap.......

Thinking about it now makes me,

Feel like an idiotic chap.

We were walking on the road, when

I had the brilliant idea,

Thank Jesus for my genius, amen.

"We should take my scooty,

All three of us with two bags.

I'll drop you home, don't worry."

Little did I know,

That my foot would slip,

Causing the scooty to flip,

Into the mud whose,

Supply was aplenty.

I am sorry to the one with,

The name of a great river,

For sullying your clean clothes,

With muddy, dirty water.