My Thoughts On Sexual Assault - Get Rid of Men

NinjaGirl

There's obviously a solution to sexual assault

More education hasn't done anything except increase lust

Don't tell me the repercussions need to be increased,

Or even that the reporting system needs to be less shameful.

How ridiculous that won't stop the real problem!

Get rid of the men!

They are the perpetrators of sexual abuse

Kill them off the second they're born!

They don't deserve life if they're going to use it to ruin others

But how will we reproduce?

Sperm banks have many a plenty

Increase the women as we support each other

Destroy the men to solve the problem!

It is the only actual solution after all.

  • Author: NinjaGirl (Offline Offline)
  • Published: March 2nd, 2024 13:12
  • Comment from author about the poem: Note, this is SATIRE. It is not supposed to be taken seriously, only to bring attention to the real issue. Is it dramatic? Yes, it is supposed to be.
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  • Noah Malice

    I understand you said this is satire but it's just ridiculous that some women think this way. I don't find this to be particularly moving as a piece of satire, though. It's just kind of disgusting. My honest thoughts.

    • NinjaGirl

      Ok. It's only my first work of satire. Plus I just learned about satire in English class. I'm sure I'll get better with time and practice. I was going to write it like sewing the vagina shut and cutting off boobs as a solution but my guy friend said to just have it as getting rid of Men.
      Edit: Yes I know it's not all men. But it's enough to need attention brought to the issue. When you have 1/6 women being raped in the United States and in my state 1/3 being sexually assaulted, and that's only reported cases, it's important to spread awareness.

      • Noah Malice

        Lol do you even know the point of your own satire

        • NinjaGirl

          šŸ¤Ø have you read ā€œa modest proposalā€ itā€™s supposed to be like that. A drastic solution that would actually work but obviously isnā€™t the option that is most feasible/makes the most sense. Like in A Modest Proposal the solution was to eat your babies/sell them to eat. Like yes it would solve the famine issue but he didnā€™t actually mean it should be implemented. This is kinda how mine is supposed to be. Like no donā€™t actually get rid of men but yes it would work but no donā€™t do that.

          • Noah Malice

            sounds like you missed the point of a modest proposal

            • NinjaGirl

              Well what's your take on it?

            • Doggerel Dave

              šŸ˜€not.



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