Vice President Elect Alexandria Ocasio Cortez - 2024

Uncertain if my one man pep rally appeals to thee most amazing, daring, grueling... youngest aspirant to restore Earth in the balance predicated upon uncomfortable truth. The old geezer here would be over the moon if ye desired, and received majority votes to usher desperate legislation to mitigate dire planetary dilemma, thus whim what might seem far fetched brainstorm, could help aright (with leftist support) precariously perched world. Methinks ye would be dynamic force to implement apropos measures.

Vice President Elect Alexandria Ocasio Cortez - 2024

Circa...approximately eight days shy
of one month
following her thirty fifth birthday
October 13th, 2024

AOC became the second
most powerful female
within American political realm
amazingly enough to grace

the hallowed halls of the White House,

as the second-highest officer
in the executive branch

of the U.S. federal government

and youngest demoiselle ever
to assume as right hand woman
of commander of chief

within Oval Office
amidst landslide victory
among competing candidates
ousting current establishment incumbent,

elected to serve United States

despite being neophyte,

she received most

votes of any contender
since founding of Democracy
to assume modestly furnished
Capitol Hill - Washington
District of Columbia

most powerful post
within the United States

immediately electrifying North America

with her megawatt smile

crackling, snapping, and popping
with positivity, integrity, energy...

Deafening applause swept across nation
upon ascending dais prior

to uttering one word,
she immediately wowed
darling of the hour
received standing ovation

across greensward donned bajillion crowd

cheering, imploring, pumping...
green sleeved fists acclamation

action speaking decibels

louder than words bowed

young lady brought to genuine tears,
asper bona fide accreditation

understandable that newly
minted ma'am felt proud

to stride rite, (an air of modest
confidence) did enshroud,
sans an angelic halo augmenting
as optimistic words heard aloud
heralded sincere charming, intimating,

radiating... no frills accustomation

as if pledging troth to every citizen
(inclusive every flora and fauna) vowed

to steer ship of state toward ecologically,
environmentally, essentially...activation

away from fossil fuels shifting energy
consumption vis a vis alternate modalities
sow rejuvenation plowed

back into Earth
prioritizing monied allocation

(dollar amount well
worth wads of investment) actualization,
where future generations will be grateful
to dead recent forebears for gift endowed

worth more than fine spun gold regarding
preservation of Gaia,
how Homo sapiens adaptation

made existence for all creatures
great and small.

Upon clinching nomination as First Lady
of the United States (FLOTUS)
said Millennial Puerto Rican political wonk
served as the U.S. representative
for New York's fourteenth
congressional district since 2019,
as a member of the Democratic Party,
she exhibits even handedness
among all living things divided
into five kingdoms:

animal, plant, fungi, protist and monera,
even SpongeBob SquarePants

gifted healthier allowed

populace to breathe easy and rest assured
quality of life for billions (ushering universal
family planning), despite tense adjudication,

especially when linkedin with
nuclear warheads disavowed,
but eventually jump/
kickstarted synergistic administration.