Bonanza of shamrocks will soon blanket Green Acres...

where Lassie free to run across petco junction

All across the webbed

wide esse Scott's landed wold
emerald green Trifolium
carpets harbor untold

burrows of tiny Leprechauns clover
(leaf) ways grant trifold

wishes if captured might
divulge pot of gold
at rainbow's end, and e'en mend
yar shoes, whence re: souled,

thence tread softly beneath subthreshold
of audibility, cuz unseen universe
hapts tubby microscopically rolled
with subterranean inhabited by Lilliputian

mischievous impish beings
(about bajillion holed
up could fill the Taj Mahal) even donned with
heavy coat protecting them
(usually men) against cold

yet frolic with reel delight jiggling

with inborn instinct exhibit twofold

talent to dance with modesty
downplaying (while fiddling)

analogous to some roof fiend
averse tubby extolled,

nonetheless, their popular
doth soar, and grievously scold

persistent myth anchored with toehold,

and thus do not indulge
pruriently with pixies considerably dulled,

since libido practically nonexistent told
me (under oath of
confidentiality), one Grunwald

trusted yours truly, the secrete
will not leak out,
nor spread like slime mold,
this descendant of Lemuel Gulliver
who schleps across the webbed wide wold.

Yours truly (an average

height and weight size ways)
nondescript grown

male munching kin
stands a little less than threefold
larger than full grown homunculi.

Rumor monger kickstarter
Matthew Scott Harris

posits nontrue tidbit

regarding rock 'n' roll star

who (name unmentioned)
became the most influential

musicians across the universe,

with estimated record sales

of around 600 million

as of two thousand twenty blank.

Imp possible mission
to see non elfish (pressed) lee

160 years after his Irish ancestor

crossed the Atlantic

curling his left lip,

whereby convalescing, peep ping auld
timers cavorting wax nostalgic with
itty bitty whippersnappers,
averse to any outliers,
whether hirsute or bald
an honest to goodness painstaking effort
initially stymied friendship proffered, a cold
reception eventually bedecked

hall of the mountain king

(while sharing diet of worms)

deep under verdantly

festooned knolls of Eire land.