First battle with someone from My Poetic Side

By Chad Carlson and Mason

 

Mason's 1st round:

 

I'm probably only going to do this once, so ima give it my best. Let me tell you, I do things different from the rest. Man what's this? ChadVader? Haha. This boys runnin around  rapping about Darth Vader. It's how you cover up you're issues, calling for and ambulance to stitch your tissues. Dude, don't pretend like I don't see, your last scans prove H.I.V. And it's simple for me to be me. Unload a couple clips on your ass like astrology. Looking and your shit, it's an easy rap fight, rolling out my tongue like a tube of vegemite. Cuz I'm light as hell, look at those flaps snack, what are you, 200 pounds? Thinking about your last rap, "Old Man"? He didn't get back to you because he's better than that. I'm here right now for a simple round race. Someone needs to drop a couple pounds on your fucked up face. It's just who I am, careful handling me, you might lose your only fan. So as I take my time, to flip this rhyme, a couple times and make it blow your mind. So as I sit in front of this joke, drop the mic, and watch you choke. Cheeks go red, and start to bloat. I beat you and it's not a hoax. 

 

My first round:

 

So you came in guns blazing. Think you've dropped something amazing. I shake my head at your ignorance. You shouldn't have gotten into this. You really must have a deathwish. Your fast spitting garbage ridden attempt at the W just infuriates me just know you're in trouble dude.

I'm appalled at your ignorance. Really what kind of shit is this? "You do things different from the rest" doesn't mean that you have a shot I'm less than impressed. I stand tall against all. don't try to drop the mic on me. You've barely dropped your balls. It doesn't matter if you're light and lean to answer your question I'm 215. What do you think you have to gain? Thanks to my nerve damage I don't really feel pain. HIV huh where did that come from? Every other battle rap on YouTube son? I accepted this battle challenge yesterday knowing you were easy prey. How much money did you pay to the Ghostwriter that supplied these lines for you today? Don't try to hide behind Your lord and savior he can't save you here. I walk both sides of the veil it's easy to make you disappear. In what world could you ever beat me? I make this look easy. "Drop a couple pounds on my fucked up face"? Might be an improvement. But I can tell you without question that you're not the one to do it. I'm crawling through your mind like a parasite I'm not seeing anything I like. Just bible verse and poetry in the works and escape hatches where you cower and hide. Have some pride and just give up. You don't have what it takes to beat me and you'll never be enough.

 

Mason's 2nd round:

 

Wow, didn't think I need to be enough. Looking at your lines I knew it wouldn't be tough. I drop what comes to mind. I don't hide behind now one. Jeesh, I ain't even trying. How much I pay the ghost writer, you ask. Nothing, I ain't gonna pay myself. Honestly, surprised you didn't choke. Yeah, keep poking the bear, you tryna get me provoked? Your freestyles a joke. I wonder how hard you trying, your occupations got quite a slope. I wonder how long it took you to write that. You trying to see my dark side? Don't get mad, just go write another rap on My Poetic Side. Haha. And no, don't think I dropped something amazing. I dropped something cruel enough to keep your ass raging. Funny how you think you know me. I'll beat you by a mile. You can't see past those piles, and piles of messed up freestyles. You think you have a chance? Take a glance at my shit, it'll put you in a trance. And what your doing right now is a myth. It's what you hope would happen, it's a wish. When all you see is abyss, your hand are stiff. You can't write shit. Go take a hike before you even dare to diss. Bitch.

 

My 2nd round:

 

Poke the bear? Am I supposed to be scared. This isn't even trying either. I'm the star of this battle. you're just lucky to be featured. Surprised I didn't choke? I'm laughing my ass off at your sad attempt of a joke. Matter of fact I'll probably be laughing all week. Just be happy that I even let you speak. My freestyle is a joke? Seems like you're the one provoked. trying to come hard like you're about something. when we know that you're softer than a pillow with down stuffing. Your wit is more dull than a butter knife. Last picked at anything in life. Believe me I'm not raging. My mind isn't even straining. I easily put words down in real time people find that skill amazing. I don't need to know you to make you an example like a frail kid in a mosh pit you're going to get trampled... Piles and piles of messed up freestyles seems to be a statement I should give you. You don't have a clue. I've took a glance at your content and I'm less than impressed hiding behind a mask because you can't let the world see you. I don't have to beat you to make you lose. Just know that I took my mask off. Time to pay your dues. I'm in no trance. Your "dark side" is pathetic. I've said my piece and left you deceased so maybe I'll call the medics. I hope they revive you because I don't want your death. But you should quit before I actually try at this shit and obliterate all that's left. I'm going to leave you with this. And I can't be any more clear. This isn't a diss track I use it to distract while I blow your brains out your ear... BITCH!